IrvingWrites

IrvingWrites

@irvingwrites.bsky.social

Not an artist/author, just a cartoon underwear lion. 18+ only, Minors DNI. Don't RP with my OCs! Pfp by Ractoons! Banner by @drakerogers.bsky.social!

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"Can you write about my two characters being intimate? :3" Me: *writes about one of your characters divvying up the takeout on movie night while the other character picks the movie, both in sweatpants*

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Do you think canine furries break out squeaky bones at big business meetings instead of cigars? Signing off on a shady deal, popping a squeaky bone in their mouth, sly grin, then they just go mental squeaking that thing?

The idea of Rosanna passing up a weekend of clubbing and dancing with girlfriends because her boyfriend is making a Sunday roast.

IrvingWrites@irvingwrites.bsky.social

🎵 Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm 64? 🎶 An alternate reality, middle-aged Eugene where he ends up being the sugar daddy to @beatleboy62.bsky.social's Rosanna (don't worry, it was actually her idea). 🎨 by @galacticgoodie.bsky.social

This is the biggest “the lady doth protest too much” I’ve ever seen Like holy fuck

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Our country is making hundreds of billions of dollars on oil. and then on top of it we have Venezuela, and we have Greenland! 'We're making trillions of dollars. But my people said 'please don't mention that, sir, because people are paying a little higher'... we're making a frickin' fortune"

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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights