its borb

(michael stipe voice) antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium and nickelneodymiumneptuniumgermanium and ironamericiumrutheniumuranium right? right

I do the "I'm da king of da highway" thing but for driving slowly. The king isn't in a hurry

its so cool that the train comes every 4 minutes. its like we're a real city in here

being a hater is something so sacred

Oh you thought 2004 2 was shitty, well here have 2010 2

when i spend what seems like too much on fancier undershirts

Nathan: "where is the line between performance and self? Is there even a difference? Can you ever truly know another person?" Liz: *tears rolling down her cheeks while her face is fixed in a rictus grin* "I have never heard a joke before in my life."

its reductive to say that supporters of the local parent's rights initiative are transphobic. they may simply be pro-child abuse

@unwisewoman.bsky.social @thatdoll.online

i should start a small business so i can also get jacked off by everyone across the whole political spectrum while doing nothing of use

there is no higher compliment than Glue Guy

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

i dont know about the character of the protests in france but i do know its very loserly to whine about property damage and "outside agitators"

i wonder if there's anything you can say to the democrats to stop them from texting you that won't also send you to jail

they call him james hetfield because he is a heterosexual

I really came home from the movies buoyed, joyful, feeling like I was reaching a certain degree of serenity about the universe, then I was met with a minor setback and I regret to say it but all of my emotional progress has been fully reset thank you for your understanding

i gotta admit im surprised they went to the trouble of making a physical fake flying car demo instead of faking it with computers

its not ok to not be ok. if your not ok i am going to drive a car into your house

I cannot bawl very heartily and work very recklessly at one and the same time.

the singular of meeple is merson. the singular of meeple is merson.

(guy who was on cohost voice) oh this doin severals

Do you ever cry at the sublime ecstasy of getting to watch your homies get old and gray and plump with you?

(watching baseball) the bug keeps the score

humanity's oldest storage technology is the humble yet practical Heap

As we enter the Spooky Posting Period, please take a moment to honor the GOAT of all Halloween GOATS

"please do not murder me with your car" - me every day to someone who has just attempted to murder me (with their car)

inventing a new form of cryptography where every private key is the product of two fermat primes

Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation

October issue

boomhauer is absolutely blue maga but the really interesting thing is that papineau is an NDP guy

oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up

every time i hear someone give a convoluted reason that speeding is actually safer it takes two weeks off my life