Dan Thomas

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Took me way too long to realise this picture at the laundry was a sleeping bag not a bowling pin.

Just watched this for the first time. Dunno what I was expecting but not that. Lovely cinematography. I rather enjoyed despite it being, arguably, really quite bad.

Guys, i just slept for 12 hours straight.

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BREAKING: Sources at Amazon MGM have told Deadline that the next James Bond will be “whoever shows up to the audition first” because “who gives a shit.”

Jeffrey Combs is the best actor. Name an actor who acted more than Jeffrey Combs. You can't. Jeffrey Combs acted the most. It's not even close.

Once again I fear new directors are going to learn the wrong lessons from Spielberg’s way of working.

Nobody: Italian Fisherman:

Nobody: Italian Fisherman:

Just had a couple of alleged Christians come to the door. I told them I couldn’t talk because I’m on Zoom meeting, which was lie. Surely if they were legit, God would have seen I was actually just browsing lawnmower blades and would have text them to say “he’s lying”. Clearly frauds. Careful all!

Just found out Skrillex isn’t his real name

Me [Pitches a documentary about Everest] Nat Geo Exec: But there’s a million documentaries about the front of Everest! Me: So get ready for this… [theatrically pulls sheet off to reveal poster]

Real Friday 4.59pm decision, this name.

Hey algorithm, is everything ok?

Some pretty amazing Prime Day deals to be fair

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?

In hindsight the moshpit was a mistake.

In hindsight the moshpit was a mistake.

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

Weekend catch-up: 'We're proud to be from the Valleys, and this is a loving tribute' - Adam Llewellyn on the return of The Golden Cobra http://dlvr.it/TVfjGN

I’ve really been enjoying “The Golden Cobra” It’s exactly what Ebbw Vale is like.

Et fucking tu Brute?

Exit, pursued by a fuckin’ bear

Truly he is a latterday Tennessee Williams.

Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side.

- Britney Spears performs live with Albino python. - Jack Palance to do one-armed push ups. - Keir Starmer trips on way to podium to collect Best Actress award.

This is an actual quote from the CEO of Nvidia. We’re just handing over the keys to our future to the thickest cunts we’ve got.

Improve a paragraph with “he denied drinking a bottle of gin”.

Remember when putting £20 in the tank used to mean something?

Putting a call out for TTRPG artists! Doing an initial discovery for an artist to work on a new cyberpunk, body horror action game I'm designing. Please link your portfolio! NO AI.

I cannot catch a break with my name this year.

Good morning.

Bring back movies that unironically have titles like this.

My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age.

FUCK THE THERMOSTAT PUT THE HEATING ON

My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age.

Warsaw is just so Warsaw.

Again.

Bang goes 5 perfectly serviceable minutes of my stand up act. Cheers. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Say what you will about them in general, but I just had a spectacularly good customer service experience with an American person.