Simon Love

One of my favourite songs off the new album. I’m going to make a video for it where a bike falls in love with a man. hurrahmusica.bandcamp.com/track/strang...

Awake from a dream where @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social was my supervisor but he was fine with me misusing the breathalyser we had in the office for some reason.

Who’s going to get the last ticket for Fridays show? actonecinema.co.uk/ActOneCinema...

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“Botany Bay?”

Paul Shane doing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” on Pebble Mill in 1996.

I’ve just heard the real voice of the actor who plays Roddy in “Slow Horses” and it’s more of a shock than when I discovered that the River Cartwright man was really Scottish.

Today I discovered that you can uninstall Co-Pilot from your laptop. Arrivederci Gordon, hurry back.

Another Monday, another blog thing about a song I can't really remember much about... simonloverules.substack.com/p/39-love-so...

Congratulations to Lulu for winning in Brazil.

Awake from a dream where I’d agreed to play three gigs in three consecutive days but then discovered that they were in Greece, Brazil and Switzerland.

“I meant any questions about the job.”

In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier

Next Saturday the boys (me and @johnrain.co.uk) are back in town (@noiseboxradio.com) for a two hour Halloween special!

I got very excited watching “Scooby Doo- The Movie” when Todd from “Neighbours” turned up.

Awake from my dream where my wife asked me if I wanted to apologise to Michelle from Destiny’s Child for not thinking that she’d be able to handle it.

Y’know they REALLY should write some jokes for those Tesco adverts on Channel 4 comedy shows. As it is, they’re just making me want to set sail on the high seas to avoid them. Yeah, he looks like James Acaster but…

There’s a world where The Junipers are on a co-headlining tour with El Goodo.

"I shagged your sister last night, Mr Roy." "I don't have a sister." "I say, your brother's got nice legs."

I’ve just seen someone use the phrase “songwronging” and I’ve never been more jealous of someone having an idea.

My son balked at going to see the “Ghosts” film because it was “sooo long” (97 minutes) He’s spent the afternoon watching one 3 hour video of a collection of Chuds playing “Mindcraft” on YouTube.

Would you like to see the wrongest review of music reviews ever courtesy of Mark Frith in Smash Hits?

I made a little show as an extra for BBC Radio 4 Extra (pretty much in my own time): it’s being repeated to mark 20 years since the death of Nigel Kneale. This sort of bonus (dare I say it Reithian?) content will not be possible once the station goes in March. Enjoy: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I got chiles They’re multiplying

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

Freddy Got Fingered 4K UHD criterion disk

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Today I’ll be taking my own pint glass to the French House and ask them to stop pissing about.

Having just heard the number one single in the UK this week, I must say that this is the music this country deserves.

You need a haircut You need a shoeshine You need aristocratic glow-in-the-dark erotic magnets #iknow

My current family are watching that fucking programme again. I’d watch it if the people involved really got murdered.

Have you ever wanted to see the full version of Crackerjack doing Sparks' Something For The Girl With Everything? youtu.be/gF6_7ItMVZ4?...

The song to bring back the summer youtu.be/mEka8-Y_qRk?...

Picture this. An alternate music chart universe where movie and pop stars hadn't changed their names. Béla Blaskó's Dead - Bauhaus 1919 Leonard Slye - Reg Dwight Maurice Micklewhite - Morris & The Minors Marion Morrison is Big Leggy - Healy & Garner Ian De Jenkins Waiting - Spud-U-Like

Editor: You get that photo of George Martin at Air Studio? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

"It's so funny, How I and I don't talk anymore"

With Tom Skerritt's passing, the cast of Alien have so far died in the same order as the director's cut (where they find Dallas still alive waiting to become a cocoon): 1) John Hurt 2) Harry Dean Stanton 3) Ian Holm 4) Yaphet Kotto 5) Tom Skerritt It's macabre, sure, but it's also fascinating.

Obsession except I use the One Wish Willow to make me attractive enough for people to pay me for my farts

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RIP Tom Skerritt who was 2 years older than Elvis apparently

"Former monk"

BREAKING: Sources at Amazon MGM have told Deadline that the next James Bond will be “whoever shows up to the audition first” because “who gives a shit.”