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An abbreviated list of things I enjoy: #promosky B-movies Monster Hunter Final Fantasy XIV Cooking Talking about cookware Pathfinder RPG Warhammer Godzilla Reptiles Rock collecting Sci-fi & Fantasy books

Bluesky fires shots at Twitter (X)’s Grok “Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it”

Thinking about Jordan Peterson reacting to No Scrubs for the first time.

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The bunny harvestman (Metagryne bicolumnata) looks like a bunny operating a spider-legged mech-suit. Native to the rainforests of Ecuador, they're harmless (no venom glands) & eat rotting vegetation & some small insects. They belong to Order Opiliones. Just a little guy. (📷: Andreas Kay)

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Disturbing New Study Finds American 5th-Graders Only Absorbing Targeted Advertisements At 1st-Grade Level theonion.com/disturb...

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will

Oh I’m sorry, did you think this dnd oneshot was going to take any less than minimum six hours? Wrong. Order some chinese takeout, strap in, and get ready to dungeons some dragons. This is your Saturday.

Souls were big in the '90s. They were getting reaved, everyone was talking about their calibur, and they even had their own asylum. Kids just don't get what it was like. Sure, souls got dark in 2011, but it isn't the same.

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The hunt begins on Bluesky! Spread the news, hunters! To kick things off, allow us to sneak in this reminder of the reveal of a returning monster that was first shown at New York Comic Con! The iconic Queen of the Land, Rathian, is back in all her majesty in Monster Hunter Wilds!

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Made chadol doenjang, one of my favorite fast cooking soups. I can share the recipe if anybody is interested

remember the reason for the season

"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.

Pies (and baking in general) are so funny. So much of cooking doesn’t stress me out because you can taste throughout making it but a pie is like “well I spent hours making every single part of this, hope I didn’t fuck anything up along the way.”

Not a great photographer, but they tasted excellent

Not really doing anything special for Thanksgiving, so I made crab cakes. I'm taking myself on a date

Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.

i absolutely hate being a killjoy but also i cant stop myself from being one

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

Don't try to explain

Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.

Maybe I'm just a cheap ass but I'm kinda disappointed that a lot of the Black Friday deals on games are $50... Doesn't feel like much of a "Black Friday" deal to me 😅

Won my chili cook off. But I tried so much chili that I'm now more bean than man.

I think I'm going to try to post at least one adorable animal picture per day.

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days

For anyone who might be interested in my block list

What idiot called it a McDonald’s fish sandwich and not a quarter flounder.

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