Panda Bernstein

Panda Bernstein

@j4years.bsky.social

Hong Kong Jewy Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America. Time Zones may vary.

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I would take either one of these teenagers as SecDef over Hegseth

Connor Ewing@cmewing.bsky.social

This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.

This is the future Silicon Valley techbros want

RazvenHK@razvenhk.bsky.social

Residents of an apartment complex in Hangzhou, China are now being forced to watch ads on their phones before an app unlocks the door to their home, making something that takes 2 seconds to now take up to 2 minutes.

That makes perfect sense if you don’t know anything about Hong Kong

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

White House official Peter Navarro agrees with Steve Bannon that Canada is now a "wholly owned subsidiary of the Chinese Communist Party" "Vancouver is now big Hong Kong," Navarro says

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A New Yorker attends a corporate Christmas party in Los Angeles.

Dan Hon@danhon.com

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.

2024: “we will only go after dangerous criminals” 2025: “we will go after anyone who has tripped up, no matter how minor; even if they’re in the process of fixing it” 2026: LEEEROOOOY JENKINNNNNNNS

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) - US is preparing to rescind up to 200,000 business and tourism visas in largest mass visa revocation ever, officials say.

Using the same definitions: I get around, I guess. It’s a personality type.

T. Greg Doucette@gregdoucette.bsky.social

Stayed in more places than I thought, but also feel undertraveled 😂 My definitions – ➡️ Lived: driver license or voted there ➡️ Stayed: 3 or more nights ➡️ Visited: 0-2 nights ➡️ Passed through: airport / car only (including car rest stops) ➡️ Never been: no ground touched whereidlive.com/s/e5tn57kv

So many of these “law and order” Republicans don’t actually like following the law

Steve Vladeck@stevevladeck.bsky.social

Governor Abbott's new claim in the Minnesota/ICE extradition case is that his office is looking into whether Castro "is a fugitive." One problem: #SCOTUS has held—over and over again—that governors in the "asylum" state don't have *any* discretion to make that kind of determination for themselves:

The new triumphalists think that America’s leadership position is eternal due to its innate superiority and not, say, because of actual reasons that they are squandering. They are in for a real surprise.

TJ McIntyre@tjmcintyre.com

Motherless is a particularly horrible site, but the wider principle is that every .com can be arbitrarily shut down by the increasingly lawless US judicial system - whether or not it has any real connection to the US.

Of all the things I can never forgive Trump voters for, enabling this is definitely in the top 10.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

This is a very dangerous lunatic. RFK Jr: “The polio vaccine "killed many, many more people" than polio ever did.”

I still believe it’s something much stupider: a shift away from leaders that make Trump feel inadequate

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

The United States’ shift away from democratic treaty allies and towards anti-American authoritarians continues. It is, quite explicitly, a choice.

At his point someone probably need to create a meme of a guy saying “wait….are we the goodies?”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump allies himself w/Kim Jong Un against South Korea: “Based on my very good relationship w/Kim Jong Un, I am not happy that the US has agreed to Joint Military Exercises…I recently asked the President of SK if they would like to join us in the Denuclearization of Iran, & they said, ‘No thanks!’”

Ok, I’ll play: fav film from each year of the 1980s: 1980- Airplane! 1981 - Stripes 1982 - Blade Runner 1983 - a Christmas Story 1984 - This is Spinal Tap 1985 - Better Off Dead 1986 - Hoosiers 1987 - The Untouchables 1988 - Die Hard 1989 - Do the Right Thing NOT an assertion of *best* films

Liberal Buddhist@liberalbuddhist.bsky.social

My fav film from each year of the 1980s: 1980- Empire Strikes Back 1981 - Raiders of the Lost Ark 1982 - Tootsie 1983 - Terms of Endearment 1984 - The Terminator tie Ghostbusters 1985 - The Breakfast Club 1986 - Aliens 1987 - Raising Arizona 1988 - Mississippi Burning 1989 - When Harry Met Sally

This is what it looks like when powerful institutions fight back. So why did so many of them cave?

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

BREAKING: The BBC is seeking to subpoena Don Jr., Ivanka, and Jared Kushner in connection with Trump's $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the broadcaster. Lawyers say Trump's family "without question have personal knowledge" about Trump's intentions with the speech at the heart of the case.

“Republicans are the fiscally conservative party” has gone the way of “Republicans are the party of Lincoln and civil rights”

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

BREAKING: The U.S. posted a record $432 billion budget deficit for July, above the $346 billion expected. The fiscal-year deficit has reached $1.8 trillion, while interest costs have topped $1 trillion, per Treasury.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. In Ankara, Trump .. was secretly shuttled minutes later to a smaller plane — an Air Force C-32A — via an airport catering truck typically used to load meals .. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

EVERYTHING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ABOUT US

Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social

“I’m mad about Christopher Nolan’s casting in a movies in Greece, so I will…..go after Jews and a representation of their culture.” AGAIN, EVERYTHING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ABOUT US WE ARE 0.2% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO OBSESS OVER