Panda Bernstein
Panda Bernstein
@j4years.bsky.social
Hong Kong Jewy Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America. Time Zones may vary.
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Share a television show that raised you. youtu.be/Qc_5FK6oeVE?...
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A New Yorker attends a corporate Christmas party in Los Angeles.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
2024: “we will only go after dangerous criminals” 2025: “we will go after anyone who has tripped up, no matter how minor; even if they’re in the process of fixing it” 2026: LEEEROOOOY JENKINNNNNNNS
WASHINGTON (AP) - US is preparing to rescind up to 200,000 business and tourism visas in largest mass visa revocation ever, officials say.
Using the same definitions: I get around, I guess. It’s a personality type.
Stayed in more places than I thought, but also feel undertraveled 😂 My definitions – ➡️ Lived: driver license or voted there ➡️ Stayed: 3 or more nights ➡️ Visited: 0-2 nights ➡️ Passed through: airport / car only (including car rest stops) ➡️ Never been: no ground touched whereidlive.com/s/e5tn57kv
So many of these “law and order” Republicans don’t actually like following the law
Governor Abbott's new claim in the Minnesota/ICE extradition case is that his office is looking into whether Castro "is a fugitive." One problem: #SCOTUS has held—over and over again—that governors in the "asylum" state don't have *any* discretion to make that kind of determination for themselves:
The new triumphalists think that America’s leadership position is eternal due to its innate superiority and not, say, because of actual reasons that they are squandering. They are in for a real surprise.
Motherless is a particularly horrible site, but the wider principle is that every .com can be arbitrarily shut down by the increasingly lawless US judicial system - whether or not it has any real connection to the US.
At his point someone probably need to create a meme of a guy saying “wait….are we the goodies?”
Trump allies himself w/Kim Jong Un against South Korea: “Based on my very good relationship w/Kim Jong Un, I am not happy that the US has agreed to Joint Military Exercises…I recently asked the President of SK if they would like to join us in the Denuclearization of Iran, & they said, ‘No thanks!’”
Ok, I’ll play: fav film from each year of the 1980s: 1980- Airplane! 1981 - Stripes 1982 - Blade Runner 1983 - a Christmas Story 1984 - This is Spinal Tap 1985 - Better Off Dead 1986 - Hoosiers 1987 - The Untouchables 1988 - Die Hard 1989 - Do the Right Thing NOT an assertion of *best* films
My fav film from each year of the 1980s: 1980- Empire Strikes Back 1981 - Raiders of the Lost Ark 1982 - Tootsie 1983 - Terms of Endearment 1984 - The Terminator tie Ghostbusters 1985 - The Breakfast Club 1986 - Aliens 1987 - Raising Arizona 1988 - Mississippi Burning 1989 - When Harry Met Sally
At a time when Israel’s standing has never been lower, its leaders seem intent on finding ways to destroy it further. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/w...
This is what it looks like when powerful institutions fight back. So why did so many of them cave?
BREAKING: The BBC is seeking to subpoena Don Jr., Ivanka, and Jared Kushner in connection with Trump's $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the broadcaster. Lawyers say Trump's family "without question have personal knowledge" about Trump's intentions with the speech at the heart of the case.
“Republicans are the fiscally conservative party” has gone the way of “Republicans are the party of Lincoln and civil rights”
BREAKING: The U.S. posted a record $432 billion budget deficit for July, above the $346 billion expected. The fiscal-year deficit has reached $1.8 trillion, while interest costs have topped $1 trillion, per Treasury.
How the f@ck do these morons think science works? bsky.app/profile/jenl...
Report: White House drafting executive order linking vaccines and autism arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
"JD Vance is fat-shaming other people" was not on my bingo card. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...
They’re fighting over the Jews, the guy washing his hands of the Jews is named “Pontius,” it also involves role in “Jesus Christ Superstar” and I THINK THE MATRIX IS GLITCHING www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...