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trumps Ass Idaho.

Someone suggested everyone should just start addressing him as President Peter File

Anytime the GOP wants to act like they give a shit, it would be nice.

You know he’s dying to put his name on them

Getting tired of that schtick, Grandpa. Come up with something new.

Delulu psychopath. I'm sorry history. We just don't know how to deal with such pure low bred crass insanity.

Sir, does it bother you, that every one of these changes will be undone, once you are no longer in the White House?

He should do it, we need more laughs and the Project 2025 people love the distractions.

Fucking idiot

Trump is renaming Hawaii as Epstein Island.

Guys, this is PR for the MAGA base. They laugh every time the libs get outraged. Don't spend your priceless time giving them free content.

Insanity

I have renamed U. S. A to Dumpistan and Washington D. C Donstad.

How long before he wants to change the name of a state or even the USA by the uber useful and apparently unstoppable force that are the executive orders?

He’s insane 😳.

HOMES now SHAME, I guess.

Hi America. Do you like everyone laughing at you? Is it some kind of kink?

Snort

SQUIRREL!!!

Effective immediately, I'm changing the name of Mar A Lago to Pedo Palace.

What a nut.

So glad to see he's finally fixating on what America really needs/s 😡

Is he gonna name them after the ocean of red ink he's bequeathing this country?

How can these grown ass menfolk stand around like freaking robots and smile for this thing? I am seriously confounded by all of this. Their families must sure be enjoying all the cash they get to go shopping with because I find no other reason to stay with these self castrated weasels. Ick.

With Trump's ratings mimicking the Marianas Trench, renaming the Atlantic Ocean would be apropos.

There has never been a politician more senile than Donald Trump.

Oh FFS 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

He we please start ignoring these crazy announcements?

He should live at the bottom of it

WTF is he talking about? I’ve never heard of a Canadian car.

Those are not his ankles

Where did he post this?

What exactly is Trump saving the U.S. from? The rule of law? Freedom & egalitarianism? Science?

🤢🤮

Natalie found that on line somewhere, and doesn't post the credit. Also, Donny is a ChINO. For him and his associates, the cruelty is the point.

pastor, President, Protector. Sweet Jesus, deliver us from this moron.

Sacked British Prime Minister. Boris Johnson. Followed the same Political Play book designed by Political Influencer Steve Bannon. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

For my next decree, the United States of America will be renamed “the United American States of America, duh! America, duh!”

Now that will teach Atlantis a lesson!

What an absolute buffoon 🤣. How can the average American even come close to defending this moron. The world is laughing. Yet he blathers on. Is the split between Right and Left so severe that both are just going to look the other way. Man your Congress and Senate are a bunch of useless tools!

Well, good for him. To bad no one fucking cares what he calls any body of water.

Watch them test this

But he's a dead man drawing a paycheck. The fraud? No one in KY gives a single shit.

His nanny clearly didn't read the story of King Canute to him.

Canada must be punished for adhering to the trade agreement the U.S. signed.

“The American Ocean” and “The Other American Ocean”?

East Trump Sea and West Trump Sea presumably.

"The whole Canadian thing" has been happening since at least 1867, shitbird. Arguably 1776 also.

SCUM

I mean he's already dressed like a clown

Trump is a buffoon.

Google and the other various online map makers could help us out here by ignoring him.

Epstein Ocean and Predator Ocean

All distractions from what is far more consequential

When is it time for mr binky to take his nap? He’s grumpy and isn’t making much sense right now

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?

So much will have to be undone by the next president , so much rescinding

This is so tired. He’s like a seven year old playing President. He doesn’t actually care about his real job.

What’s with the fake accordion gestures Trump makes when he speaks?

I can’t prove it w/o consulting a reference, but we had NAFTA & USMCA (aTrump-era treaty!) agreed to by all of N America. Now he objects? Every time Trump speaks it’s a lie, so his outrage is almost certainly an act.

HIS 💩 for brains , has gotten SOooooo Idiotic, it’s funny ASF !!!!🤣🤣🤣……🤔, or maybe…. That dentist anesthesia, hasn’t worn off yet…… anyway, I Do Stand By My “ 💩 for Brains “ comment !!!💯%

Let’s rename some prisons to prison Trump

I’m surprised President Paedo is an advocate for name changes.

Oh, please tell us - What was the follow-up question? Did they just laugh at this bullsh*t? 🤨

Glad you assholes who voted for this are getting what you expected. Renaming shit on the planet to the benefit of no one.

Nope, he's an immoral monster

Trump is a clown, but the USA is the circus.

Change the name of the Oval Office instead. Toddler Room sounds right.

What a f&$king idiot!

When looking at the GOP, the horse might be a reasonable choice.

Literally “Turkmenbashi” Niyazov naming months after things he likes

They are his cult

Sooo well said!

Insane can be dealt with. This is malicious and well organised criminality.

Gee his Iran war went that bad.

Remind me again who made that terrible deal with Canada?! STFU

I’m gonna change his name to Pedo Trump.

If he was across the conference table at the morning meeting would you wonder if his medication needed an adjustment?

Dont give this shithead a platform, he is either stupid or senile or both, but nonetheless don‘t give him any attention!

Will they be America as well - so it’s easier for him to remember?

Mad King shit.

for the Epsteinth time

Strait of Hormuz = Rape of Hormuz Taj Mahal = DOGE Mahal Saint Elias Mountains = Saint Epstein Mountains

Then he's going to change the name of planet earth.

Nothing less confusing than having two oceans 3,000 miles apart having the same name.

Brain damaged man who sounds drunk all the time still somehow allowed to be US president. Rest of world nods and pats him on the head like an old senile dog as America collapses into irrelevance.

"Canada wants to be treated like a state" Apart from the whole --- you know --- SOVEREIGNTY thing, there's also the question of why ANY polity would want to be treated like, say, Gary, Indiana. Or Minneapolis. Or DC. Or any of the blue states Trump has decided to stop sending funds to.

MARS, BITCHES!!!

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What about my name? Maybe he could rename me America as well? Or pizza? That could now also be called America! Naming things is going to get so much easier 😃

Anyone who ever went along with the *Gulf of America" nonsense needs to understand how absolutely fucking stupid they are.

I knew it!!! What a dumbass.

The Epstein files ocean and the Warcific

America his house, with an America little window an America corvette everything is America to him

His whole administration and almost all of Republicans in Congress.

🎯💯

If it was rigged Biden allowed it to happen.

I sincerely hope the midterms'll go on the right way. Still i believe you have to be honest with yourself in order to find why dem lost to the crazy man, and fix the issues

We are on the verge of having rhe same issue here in France in 2027 for the next elections. We under funded education for decades and are feeling the consequences. Stupidity is increasing everywhere

He further announced that: *The official language will be Swedish *Underwear must be changed every half hour and must be worn on the outside of one's pants *Everyone under 16 years old will now be 16 years old

Damn this dumb MFer is exhausting

Waiting for him to declare a thirteenth month named after himself, to be like Julius and Augustus Caesar, and then say he should be celebrated for making every month be 28 days (like "everyone said" there should be).

A plan that would have fit right in to Dr. Evil's rambles.

“We lose 60 billion dollars a year”… you have 9x the population you blithering dumb fuck…

America will spread from the Ocean of America to the American Ocean.

We used to sing that, accompanied by some fancy handclapping.

The American Ocean and the Ocean of America.