Jaap van Muijden

I had little expectations but still the Street Fighter movie was terrible. The one big standout for me was Vidyut Jammwal as Dhalsim, he understood the assignment. Andrew Koji was acting like he had a serious head injury. "I don't CARE!! just DRIVE!!..<looks at script>...the CAR!!"

I’ve got that stupid Wololo Blues meme in my head all day. I’ve been walking through my apt just saying WOLOLO… AHUELIUH for hours. Thanks 2011 Youtube

Humans are strange creatures. I found out I cannot play video games where the PC is a "real" animal. It stresses me out, and I can't deal with them getting hurt. Stray is literally too violent and scary for me to enjoy. Anyway, back to Hellraiser...

https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/duke_110597/?file=DUKE.ZZT&board=13 “Duke Nukem (05/11/1997)” by Teraptus13 (1997) Published by: LEADsoft [DUKE.ZZT] - “$ZOP'S MEGA COLOR BOX!” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/duke_110597/

Apologies to my neighbors this morning. I woke up with "Heart of Glass" stuck in my head, and I had to do what I had to do... I could've sworn that singing in loud falsetto at 6am was one of those earworm remedies. I guess not.

My devolution is complete. I now dip each tortellino directly into the pesto jar so I get the perfect amount of pesto and never have to throw away any extras.

A while ago I mentioned that Bruce Boxleitner and I were helping Warners with the launch of their Babylon 5 YouTube channel. As part of that, the first of three brand new half-hour-plus interviews/discussions between me and Bruce will go online on Monday. www.youtube.com/@Babylon5

ten bits of GL_RED / five bits of GL_BLUE / made up pixel format / still set to GL_TRUE - GL_INTERNALFORMAT_SUPPORTED by Jaap

Stupid kids who don't know anything: Tung Tung Tung Sahur! Me, a functioning adult: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AARy... Anyway, Touhou 6 remake is on steam.

Yeees! Can't wait!

To celebrate Labor Day, I cleaned and serviced "Plasticpoeper II", my 3D printer. It sounds a lot happier and I now feel bad for ignoring the ⚠️ sign for a few weeks. Also, it now no longer works properly. I can't think of a better way to celebrate!

The knob on my washing machine is very symmetric, with a small taper to define the pointy side. Instead of pointing at "light wash", it was actually backwards, pointing at "soak". I think I just ruined all my nice sweaters.

Data center? No, Picard sat in the center. Data was down in front and off to the left.

(BoA) Sir you are delinquent on your CC payments! (me) Oh gosh, oh jeez, I'm so sorry! Not sure why the autopay didn't kick in! (BoA) Oh no we got rid of those systems (me) what?! ... why!? (BoA) ... 🤷‍♀️

"And I would've made it too, if I weren't so busy making America the laughingstock of the world!" #Zoinks youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...

The most impressive thing about "Backrooms" are the closed caption subtitles. Now every time I see "[talks in foreign language]" I can point to this movie on how to do it right.

If MS-DOS was so cool, how come there is no MS-TRES?

When watching old TV shows from the 2010s, it is fun to guess the year by the Peak Beard Gradient: the sudden explosion of facial hair across male cast members. It's like they all flip their beard switch between seasons.

Best Day Ever 🙌

I found North Korean (DPRK) malware hiding in my tailwind.config.js

Leafcutter ants are among the most complex social organisms on Earth. Found throughout the Americas, these ants are world-renowned not just for their strength, but for being some of the planet's first "farmers". Original post

I would like a physical copy of my game please.

Chumbawamba made it sound so easy!

I made mementos for my classmates in our Italian class. I really enjoyed the drawing/printing/sanding/painting. On to the next project

Pneumatici Pirelli ca. early 1900s 🎨 Osvaldo Ballerio

@majorityreport.bsky.social please fix Sam's camera

Pharmacy lost my prescription and they just ended up stuck in a loop checking the same drawers over and over again. Took their entire staff just milling around between two spots; feels like one of those ant death loops. I’m still there and there is a massive line forming…

I started learning Italian less than half a year ago, and now I'm reading an Italian book. A year ago, these words were just random noise, but now it "just works" (most of the time). Human brains are pretty amazing.

I thought I was out; cured. But I knew I'd never fully shake it. It started with some light jazz last night, turned into 80s soft rock: Cross, Richie, Steward ... Collins. That damned gated reverb ... <sigh> ▶️ "5000 Street Corners in Greater Miami, and Gumby here has gotta pick ours"

How did I not know there was another @cosmicvoidonline.bsky.social game out? Go play it! store.steampowered.com/app/3909740/...

Watching the dubbed Fist of the North Star 2026 series is like watching some deranged soul take the manga pages and doing South Park-style animation with it, complete with narrating all characters himself.

ME: .. so yeah it’s been a rough few weeks. THERAPIST: Well one thing we can do is maybe, get you a different therapist? Because I’m … <gestures helplessly>

I cut myself on cheese. I physically cut -lacerated- my own hand on CHEESE! 🧀 what the actual fuck 🩹

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My cartoon for Wednesday's Metro

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I’ve been looking forward to my Saturday nap all week! It’s going to be great!

Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!

This is so well done. 👌

Centaurs just don't make any damn sense.