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Me: It's saying the map is only 95% complete, what room am I missing? The Castlevania guide:

To be clear: Necrophilia is not gay.

It was my birthday yesterday and now we're celebrating on stream come join in!!! www.twitch.tv/hyreztrom

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Idk what it is about me that makes racists feel like I'd agree with them when they say racist shit but I need to do something about it quickly cause I can't deal with another interaction with these troglodytes

WOAH OH BLACK BETTY

Can't wait to castle all over these vanias

lol

Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.

I lied, today was shit

Today is the only day of the year that's 10/10

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

Electric Six deserved more hype

AI bros seem like they'd be mad as fuck if you called it Gay i

straight up frankin my sinatra

(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems

Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

Finally finished watching all the Star wars movies and I genuinely believe the sequel trilogy gets too much hate. There's deffo parts I would have preferred were done differently but still enjoyed watching them

Me seeing any character from a sega game released before 2001: hey that's the guy I pulled from the shenmue 2 gatchapon machines!

We need to bring back the shameless product placement sponsorship deals of 00s gaming cause I would genuinely much rather see NFS Most Wanted style burger king billboards in games than have dev teams fired or ad breaks just so some middle management cunt can say they increased profit margins

Kinda tired of people treating Mini Disc like it was some flash in the pan media format because it never caught on in the US, it was massively popular in Europe and Japan an only began dropping off when companies figured out that MP3 files were cheaper to make so pushed that as the go to option

Shadow, Neku and YoYo had too much of an influence on me around that age

Finally got to fly my new kite and it's dope as fuck!!!

Earlier today I overheard a parent, walking 5 kids home from school, say to one of their kids "you're not going to understand what this means but I'm going to have what's called a vasectomy" and it caught me so off guard I had to bite my tongue to not laugh

Bro looks like he's gonna use Space X tech to find the chaos emeralds

The BTS brown sugar pancake Oreos have no right being this good

The word several got me several shades of fucked up like what do you mean we have the word seven and the word several but the word several doesn't mean specifically seven things but rather any number of things that's more than 2

I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT

Kash Patel has the facial expressions of a man trying to explain to his wife that he lost their savings to a guy at the bar who was certain that house boats were making a comeback and he could get in on the ground floor

Finally watched the 3rd Sonic movie and it's got me thinking about Knuckles again, kinda fucked that he was introduced as a tribal warrior that was bound by duty to honour his tribe and yet someone always seems to turn him into a dumb jock that exists to punch

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

Me when someone asks me what the total amount of space inside of a two dimensional shape is:

recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines