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FINALLY found my screenshot of the one i was actually looking for when i posted this

People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

there’s been a lot of ludacris roll out in ads lately

(to guy who’s never seen an ape or a banana before) yo check THIS shit out

run don’t walk to the computer to watch Onslaught

I need to kill! I need to kill!

"Shelob had an out-thrust head with two great clusters of many-windowed eyes and great horns and a short stalk-like neck. Her head had a beak that dribbled venom. She had a huge body that looked like a bloated bag. Her body was black and blotched with livid marks with a pale and luminous belly."

RTS pop-up: you need more cocksuckers. me: [clicking my one cocksucker unit while i wait for barracks to make more] cocksucker: something need doing? cocksucker: something need doing? cocksucker: you ever tongue a tub of cream cheese frosting like it's ass? cocksucker: something need doing?

this ones in the permastim rotation

me before I watched VOTOMS: I don't go here but I really love the Scopedog design. cute little guy me every episode of VOTOMS:

the bags are juiced. Who's on first. What's on second. Idunno's on third. and an insane triple play from Specificity (C), Clarity (3B) and Disambiguity (2B) sends the whole thing crashing to the ground

awesome hank face here

i would easily strike Who out in three pitches and avoid this whole mess

before you get mad at me please stop and think about how that would make me feel

halo infinite is crazy because they made the best grappling hook there’s ever been in a video game but then made a bad halo game around

r/secretdinner 9h ago macklemorelmackernasey Anyone wanna sneak in a full Sunday roast... before my roomies wake up on Thursday? 😜

cohost…

I shot a man in Reno as part of the city's annual man-shooting contest, where I placed third overall in perfectly legal and ethically sound game of skill for which I was awarded accolades and prize money. You'd have to be a real sick puppy to shoot someone in Reno for any other reason.

The killer seems to have tried to hide the body, almost as if they knew committing murder would get them in trouble

Imagine you pour your heart out to your therapist and you find out he wojaked you

I'm in the giant house like

obsessed with the description for the witch in aria of sorrow's bestiary

video games were a short lived entertainment medium popular from ~1970 - ~2025

There should be a acct on here called animals with a secret” that’s just pics of animals who seem like they have a secret

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

if you found out your professor was writing blog posts defending his own AI usage I think the school would owe you a full ride scholarship

the idea of “eating your vegetables” came into popularity in the early 2010s when rapper big sean had a lot of opening verses

we gotta go back to bezels. god did not intend a phone’s screen to be the whole thing

COMING OCTOBER 19 (THAT'S MONDAY) store.steampowered.com/app/5127290/...

(any chart) man we are fucked

tried to watch an episode of the simpsons but homer had a mobile phone and i didn't like that. i don't think he should have that

The invincible airplane