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paydayreport.comBrazilian Federal Police Confiscate Flavio Bolsonaro’s PassportHe faces investigation for his ties to paramilitary gangs

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Mike Elk@mikeelk.bsky.social

Flávio Bolsonaro had his passport confiscated by the Brazilian fed police as his brother Eduardo told him to flee to the US. He is tied to paramilitary gangs, is being investigated & lost his legislative immunity when he left the Senate to run for president. paydayreport.com/brazilian-fe...

But Zionists are evil

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by their own admission and understanding they know they are extremists, they know what Israel is doing is morally wrong and yet wish to continue. The deaths already are not enough. Seems evil enough to me.

How you produce a documentary about Putin and then go around calling yourself a Zionist and protest you're not evil, I have no idea.

But Zionists are evil

burn, baby burn

trolololololololo yeahhhhh that'll do it 😂

wish Android would stop fucking around with the UI on my phone. The wallet drop down screen worked fine before and now its complete dogshit, and also completely unusable on the outer screen of my moto razr

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Big Mek Morker

@testuser1.bsky.social

WIP Rainbow Gobbo Warrior Rainbow Sword Blade is done #goblin #greenskin #gobbo #miniaturepainting #dndfighter #paintingminiatures #ttrpg #borderlandsstyle #comicstylepainting #dnd #fantasyminiatures #dnd #dndminiatures #cartoonstylepainting

Looks like Miami Vice '85 is almost shot for shot and even physical movements from scenes recreated going by the Michael B Jordan footage. I don't hate it. (Heat was essentially the same with LA Takedown and both are still awesome)

bbc.co.ukBurnham suggests stocking up on tinned food and bottled waterThe prime ministers says unexpected events seem to be becoming more common and it was wise to prepare.

with what fucking money am I suddenly buying weeks worth of fucking food, Andy?! WITH WHAT www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... MONEY

A FUCKING TIN OF BRANSTON BEANS AND SAUSAGES IS A FUCKING LUXURY PURCHASE RIGHT NOW

oh yeah I'll just go out and buy an extra three fucking shops on top of the weekly ones that I already cant afford

well a Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea reboot was not on my predictions for things to bring back. Wonder which angle they'll play, international espionage/cold war or men in rubber kaiju suits fighting a scale model of a submarine?

bit sus of Daisy Ridley at the moment cuz she's doing that shitty Ebenezer lets clean up Johnny wife beater Depps rep movie.

oh they're doing alternate universes

BTW Midnight Diner season 6 started and is up on netflix, so its airing at the same time as it is on tv in Japan!

Whats even worse is that EA used to be one of the greats. The first victim was... themselves.

Pnakotica@pnakotica.bsky.social

Ah, EA does it again.

so anyway, some of you may be aware I work at the hotel where those reform wankers did a protest cuz they thought a youth cricket team were refugees . Turns out that bucket of horse piss, George Madgwick had an event booked with us, and the hotel let him still hold it.

Guess what him and his bunch of filthy dirty racist little pricks did while attending the event? Did they behave themselves? Or did they subject staff to racial abuse? 100 points if you correctly chose that they racially abused the staff.

Fuck George Madgwick and Fuck Reform 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I'm back! Elon Musk can still suck my dick, and those toadying mother fuckers at bsky can kiss my ass, suspend me again, I dont care!

who is the CEO at Adobe? BRING ME THEIR FUCKING HEAD THEIR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ACROBAT READER DOESNT FUCKING WORK AND 90% OF THE SYSTEM AT WORK USES TO PRINT BECAUSE LARRY ELLISON AND ORACLE ARE FUCKING MORONS

gearhead.itch.ioGearHead Caramel v1.020: Out of the Beta, Into the Post-Nuclear WastelandIt's been a long journey, but I think the refurbished GearHead Caramel is now ready to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. The biggest change is that every event loop in the game has been ripped....

"Hitler's only got one ball!" Bsky if it was around in 1940: "well actually..."

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Gearhead Caramel. The mecha strategy game I made art for has a new update with cooler loot! Take a look: gearhead.itch.io/gearhead-car...

@aprilovebird.bsky.social

I think they've kind of missed the point of the show at some point and the ENTIRE FUCKING CONCEPT OF SLOUGH HOUSE

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🌷Open: Surprise me style (no WIPs) portrait sketch commissions via #kofi ! Any shares are appreciated, thank you so much! 🥹 #commissions • #anthro • #chibi • #cuteart 🩷 ko-fi.com/c/b51ef97b5b

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Hannah Alexander Artwork

@hannahartwork.bsky.social

Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!

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Sarah Travaline ✶

@hexhollow.bsky.social

Encountering a bakeneko. Mixed media on tea stained illustration board.

"I want to be a big crybaby and speak to the manager cuz I got told no." You can speak to my arse if you like. What is it with full grown 50+ year old men who get all pissbaby whiny when they get told no.

@cosmicvoidonline.bsky.social

The bar is SHUT, asshole. No, I'm not gonna make people who just worked a ten hour shift reopen it JUST FOR YOU because you're a fucking alcoholic with poor time keeping.

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Cosmic Void

A missing girl. Androids sacrificed on the shore. 🌃 Neon Hearts City is a fully voiced retro point-and-click cyberpunk noir. Step into Elijah Crow's trench coat 🕵️ Get it now for 45% off 👇 store.steampowered.com/app/3316640/... #indiegame #adventuregame #pointandclick #autumnsale #steamsale

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Jim Rossignol

@rossignol.bsky.social

This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.

The Tories: We're going to put more shit in the water. Like actual shit. We fucking love drinking shit in shit water. Swim in the shit water. GARGLE THE SHIT WATER! SHIT WATER FOR THE SHIT WATER GOD PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN! SHIT WATER SHIT WATER SHIT WATER SHIT WATER!

ARE YOU DRINKING THE FUCKING SHIT WATER YET YOU FUCKING PROLES! DRINK IT DRINK THE SHIT WATER OR WE'LL SHIT IN THE WATER SOME MORE (They have been shitting in the water the entire time they've been yelling this, and then pouring the shit water filled with their own shit into their mouths)

@lucasartsmemory.bsky.social

(Shit water begins seeping from their pores, from their eyeballs, shit water leaks from their nostrils, their voices garbled from the shit water flowing from their mouths, they no long hear our protests as shit water gushes from their ears)

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Sarah Travaline ✶

@hexhollow.bsky.social

The fox woman. Mixed media on tea stained illustration board.

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LucasArts Memory

Maniac Mansion (Lucasfilm Games) was released circa 39 years ago. "Strange things have been going on up at Dr. Fred's old mansion, ever since that meteor landed outside the house. But when Sandy disappeared into the basement, boyfriend Dave knew it was time to take a look." Art by Gary Winnick:

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Kurt

@kaatokunart.bsky.social

The Jessie I drew was for this!! See if you can spot her >:0

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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧

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John Scary Name Cullen

@nellucnhoj.bsky.social

17 May 2024

another day

bbc.co.ukProtesters scuffle with police as migrants brought ashore on south coastThe Home Office said 149 migrants were brought ashore and taken by coach to a processing centre in Kent.

Fucking BBC at it again. "Mostly peaceful" and then repeatedly mentions "scuffles." WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCUFFLE? I'm pretty sure if I had a scuffle with a policeman, I'd get my fucking head caved in and taser shoved up my arse.

The Boy From Space, to the point that I recognised one of its locations in a different TV show and had a flashback! 😭😂

Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?

I kinda disagree that politicians shouldn't fear for their lives, they absolutely fucking should since it's the last defence the oppressed have over power crazed lunatics that roll over to do the bidding of billionaires and corporations. The billionaires should live in fear too.