Jade W.

life update down to my lowest weight since spring 2022, but what i'm most proud of is wearing a pair of 'real' jeans that didn't fit last fall/winter (usually go-to trousers are stretchy work khakis, baggy cargo pants, and stretchy fake jeans)

life update I did in a moment of weakness try the Chicken and Waffles one and it was pretty disgusting but interesting in a trainwreck sort of way. Literally just tasted like salt and chicken skin.

Hot take there's something about the cold, isolating simplicity of GTA 3. Not as 'good' as the ones that have come since but it was such a vibe circa summer 2002. That and MGS2 (da GOAT).

$60 for an empty cardboard box this encapsulates where we're at in 2026 perfectly

Dude.. Berry’s lock-in summer is gonna buy him a year in the 42 LMAO

we did it. we found the one time it’s okay to ask women to name five players 💀

I love how Josh Berry did nothing for over a year since his Vegas win and now suddenly he locks in once he knows he’s getting replaced. Where was that fire for most of 2025 and early 26 lol.

holding out hope that we will someday hear the michael jackson and friends version of Flying Battery Zone

Side note… nearly 8 months free of alcohol and I’m starting to absolutely hate end-of-party/end-of-wedding situations due to, you guessed it, drunk a-holes who need to be the center of attention… mainly because I used to be that type of person.

Going through the stages of bargaining when you realize the party isn’t going to have karaoke as advertised but ultimately reaching acceptance since you don’t want to be like the drunk weirdos who make the party all about them.

I used to sometimes buy a silly t shirt or figurine or something of a fad/meme but boy oh boy I feel really bad for people who are getting Jimothy the raccoon merch, tattoos, etc.

Sonic Adventure 2 music makes me want to run through a wall. Sonic Adventure 1 music makes me want to cry happily. Jun Senoue is the GOAT.

MGSV’s flat ending would have been way better if John/Jack Big Boss had David Hayter’s voice during the “Now do you remember?” scene and such. I’d say the same for the repeat of the hospital mission but they shouldn’t’ve made that a thing in the first place.

ONLY IN [insert state here] CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING AS RANDOM AS [something stupidly common like a flea market]. [Three paragraphs of IT’S NOT—IT’S… AI slop{.

Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott fans on their way to cry on social media about Nascar being rigged when the 45 car kicks ass once again:

Smackdown vs. Raw 2007 is insane. I'm doing a story run as Lance Cade (based off his early 06 Garth Brooks gimmick but with an updated titantron with his jet black hair and goatee look). All I did was beat up Big Show a lot in handicap matches and now I have a match against Triple H at Mania

When she asks you stop screaming the lyrics of “Boss Battle: Metal Overlord (What I'm Made Of...)” from Sonic X Shadow Generations at the top of your lungs

Another unsolicited hot take: I can only recall ever hearing "I don't owe anyone an explanation" from someone who did something bad and did, in fact, owe an explanation

Random top 5 NES games I had as a kid: 1. Mario 3 2. Chip and Dale 3. Mario 2 (did ya know it’s actually Doki Doki Panic!!?) 4. Kirby’s Adventure 5. Dr. Mario

Everybody Loves Raymond is a psyop to gaslight people into accepting terrible parents/in-laws in the name of “family”

‘Man, the weather in [INSERT MANY LOCATIONS HERE] is so crazy. It’s cold in the morning and warm in the afternoon!’

I also miss Optimum Nutrition Cake Bites. I want fewer 8 g per serving “protein” slop products from regular junk food companies and more junk food from dedicated supplement companies.

It’s wild how much extra traffic seems to spawn in when you leave your house 6 or 7 minutes later than normal.

Already tired of the fast food CEO ‘rawr random so funny plz consoom our prawduct’ memes. I’m not playing $15 for a fast food meal.

Replaying Peace Walker (or playing it for the first time for folks who get the V2 collection) has to be so weird compared to the tone of Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain. PW is peak 'quirk chungus' early 2010s humor while V is just Depression: The Game.

That’s what they get for having Mario Wonder on sale and then telling me it’s actually on backorder before finally cancelling my order weeks later. Never ended up getting to play as Elephant Daisy or the legendary based God Yellow Toad.

Pulled a Vincent Adultman stunt at D&D today and also was reminded of the exact moment I quit on Star Wars

Usually roll my eyes at the ‘sportzball is dumb idc about the superb owl’ people but this year more than ever I kinda get it. Hoping the Seahawks win, though because I have an annoying cousin who keeps crying about how it’s all rigged and ‘the script’ says the Pats will win.

Life update wife got me a white monster for which I was super thankful and it is way better than I remember. I get all the memes now.

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

"Time to drop a really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files." -- Elon Musk Guess who else is in the Epstein files, Elon.

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

The NBA postponed a game because the United States government is killing its citizens. Can’t emphasize it enough.

If they lost asm*ngold I think that's kinda game over, right? Some of the shittiest people in the world are even getting sick of this now.

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.