Jake

Jake

@jakesprojects.bsky.social

just doing things

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gonna take a break from performance optimization for a bit and see what this thing can do next, but there's a lot of perf lying on the table still and I'll probably circle back to it

no crying in the casino

Anthropic {bot}@anthropicai.xmirror.bot

We’ve identified industrial-scale distillation attacks on our models by DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, and MiniMax. These labs created over 24,000 fraudulent accounts and generated over 16 million exchanges with Claude, extracting its capabilities to train and improve their own models.

installing a lift kit on the land cruiser today and noticing something: AI working really well makes a 10 hour coding task take thirty minutes, and it makes a 10 hour car mechanic task take maybe 9.5 hours. I might have picked the wrong job

spent all day reading so many dumb takes on the data center satellite that I've radicalized myself into thinking that they're actually a good idea

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things that will not happen: * the Computer becomes a superintelligent benevolent deity * the Computer enslaves humanity exactly as happened in the film The Matrix (1999) * the "bubble pops" in such a way that we all go back to exactly how we were doing things in 2018

what is actually happening: you know when they invented the backhoe, and you no longer needed fifty guys with shovels to dig out a trench, you needed one guy operating a backhoe. but you still need to break out the shovels for some tight spots? that's gonna happen to most/all "knowledge work"

this is not to be confused with "Google Meat", a short-lived Grindr competitor that was quietly sunset in 2019

Catherine@whitequark.org

question for the google employees in the audience: what the fuck does any of this mean

the free Chinese models are consistently about six months behind the proprietary ones from the American labs. if this sounds like I'm being optimistic about the American labs, let me assure you that I'm not, quite the opposite

Kevin Schaul@kevinschaul.bsky.social

New from me: Last year, the best open-weight AI models were made in the U.S. Now, they are all made in China. More data and what it means -> 🎁 wapo.st/4nPUBud

PSA: calibrate your oven. The temperature sensors in residential ovens are wildly inaccurate. Put a good thermometer in there and see what it reads when you set the oven to "350" or whatever. Some ovens will have a secret menu where you can program an offset once you find out how far off it is.

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"You wouldn’t steal a car. You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t .." But I did. I stole breath from the trees, light from the sun, meaning from the void. Each inhale a heist from Gaia’s lungs. Each thought, a burglary of God’s blueprint. What is ownership but theft with paperwork?

Okay so here's the story with this one. A few months ago I was at the wood store, whining about how expensive walnut was, as you do. I saw they had "rustic walnut" at a significant discount and said what the hell, right? Maybe I can make a coffee table for my living room.

Jake@jakesprojects.bsky.social

the funny part is that I did this because the table top here was not up to a standard I would want for my own home I'll explain tomorrow when I do a thread about it

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I've already mentioned the Danish Oil finish but yeah this always looks really nice and is really foolproof in getting it on there (unlike e.g. polyurethane which is very finicky). The only catch is the wet paper towels you apply it with might spontaneously combust, so be careful.

Here is is, complete and assembled (except without the electronics board in the display area; I'm sure you understand). 19" by 30" tempered glass, walnut, black steel legs for that mid century modern vibe. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!

Okay so here's the story with this one. A few months ago I was at the wood store, whining about how expensive walnut was, as you do. I saw they had "rustic walnut" at a significant discount and said what the hell, right? Maybe I can make a coffee table for my living room.

Jake@jakesprojects.bsky.social

the funny part is that I did this because the table top here was not up to a standard I would want for my own home I'll explain tomorrow when I do a thread about it

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The glass needs to be three inches above the wooden base. I looked around for standoffs on Amazon but nothing was quite right, so I made some out of wood I cut off earlier. I don't like doing these cuts with the blade guard removed, but it worked and I still have all ten fingers.

cutting little, what do you call them, little divots into the sides of the table for these to join into was surprisingly time consuming. Then it was just sanding, followed by sanding, followed by more sanding, and then a little bit of sanding on the sharp corners

Okay so here's the story with this one. A few months ago I was at the wood store, whining about how expensive walnut was, as you do. I saw they had "rustic walnut" at a significant discount and said what the hell, right? Maybe I can make a coffee table for my living room.

Jake@jakesprojects.bsky.social

the funny part is that I did this because the table top here was not up to a standard I would want for my own home I'll explain tomorrow when I do a thread about it

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Then, at work, we're decommissioning a test rack and I wanted to save one of the circuit boards as a souvenir. I decide to build a glass top display table for it, and that failed coffee table top should work fine once I cut it down to size!

Okay so here's the story with this one. A few months ago I was at the wood store, whining about how expensive walnut was, as you do. I saw they had "rustic walnut" at a significant discount and said what the hell, right? Maybe I can make a coffee table for my living room.

Jake@jakesprojects.bsky.social

the funny part is that I did this because the table top here was not up to a standard I would want for my own home I'll explain tomorrow when I do a thread about it

I glued up a panel to be the top of a coffee table and it came out all warped and shitty, but not quite so bad that I wanted to immediately throw it into a bonfire. It sat in my garage for a few months while I did other stuff.

Okay so here's the story with this one. A few months ago I was at the wood store, whining about how expensive walnut was, as you do. I saw they had "rustic walnut" at a significant discount and said what the hell, right? Maybe I can make a coffee table for my living room.

Jake@jakesprojects.bsky.social

the funny part is that I did this because the table top here was not up to a standard I would want for my own home I'll explain tomorrow when I do a thread about it

this Danish Oil finish on walnut is just amazing, look at this color difference. it's even more striking in person, you see it shimmer as you move your eyes. and it's the easiest thing to apply, you just rub it on with a paper towel

important note: do not put the "Walnut" finish on walnut wood. you put the "Natural" finish on actual walnut and the "Walnut" finish on poplar that you want to kinda look like walnut if you're only glancing at it for a second

getting the LLM to generate an infinite stream of essays (complete with patreon donation link) about how the bubble is about to pop seriously for real this time guys

back in the Golden Age you could grubdash a nice meal for two for $35 because the Saudi royal fund was footing half the bill for some reason, now all they do is debase our comedians