The most Jannerist of Dawgs

I was comfortably in the land of nod when our doorbell went. It was an asda delivery. For next door. We all make mistakes so no harm no foul... But damn I was sleeping man!

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Randall Munroe

@xkcd.com

Vulnerability xkcd.com/3314/

film you've watched more than six times with a gif hard mode: no star trek/wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, Ghibli

Coopertom@coopertom.bsky.social

film you've watched more than six times with a gif hard mode: no star trek/wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, Ghibli

Got very excited seeing crucial 1TB Nvme drives at my local curry's for £88 It was one of those pick up the card and take to the desk things. So off I trot to checkout. Double check the price is correct. Oh we don't have any in stock. I suppose it's to be expected at that price. Was gonna get 2

Remember that bit in Lord of the Rings where wormtongue whispers in the ear of Theoden, convincing him that their enemy is nothing to worry about and to ignore them, convinces him that his allies are dangerous and to push them away, to exile his Nephew and fracture his family. His crooked counsel..

Results in turning the once powerful nation of Rohan and the alliance they had across middle earth to its knees. It's all done at the direction of Saruman who is in turn the stooge of Sauron. It's only after Wormtongue is banished that they start to heal themselves and mount any kind of defense...

Of course that's all fiction. Thankfully we would never have someone telling us to ignore those trying to cause us harm, to fracture our society and to push our allies away. Someone who is echoing the words of those actively causing us damage. That would be wild... Right?

www.thenational.scot/news/2662604...

I mean... You've got to laugh haven't you

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Sophie Molly

@sophiemolly.co.uk

thenational.scotFury as BBC censors pro-trans message on Strictly Come Dancing star's T-shirtTHE BBC has sparked a backlash after censoring a pro-trans message which appeared on a Strictly Come Dancing star’s T-shirt.

Absolute insanity. Governments need to get a grip of this shit. Thank you Ukraine!

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

The backstory: Ukrainian drones struck a Yandex supercomputer facility in Vladimir, taking it out. Suddenly, bot activity in US social media fell by 49%, confirming suspicions that this was the site of a massive Russian influence operation targeting US social media—mostly targeting MAGA.

The fucking rage. Did a "free ADHD test" Answered many questions. Some about how I react to injustice. Get to the end, after 10 minutes. "please pay £7 to get your results" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Transphobic customers, yay 😡

Trying not to be a dick, but fucking hell, some words cut deep and they don't even know it

peoplesworld.orgElon Musk spends millions on anti-trans people campaignElon Musk is spending $100 million on campaign advertisements that claim the Democrats are spreading the transgender agenda. Outlets reported on ads in America PAC’s Advertiser pages on Meta and Goo...

Guy is a fucking wankstain. When you can drop 0.01% of your wealth on a publicity campaign that dwarfs many large company's revenue, and you do it for nothing other than spreading hate. You deserve the worst this world has to offer.

People's World@peoplesworld1924.bsky.social

Elon Musk spends millions on anti-trans people campaign. He's spending $100 million on campaign advertisements that claim the Democrats are spreading the transgender agenda. #LGBTQ #TransRights #news #elections

Liz Truss Is Prime Minister?!?!?!

Daniel Bellingradt@dbellingradt.bsky.social

Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.

Or "Andrew will be the death.........."

Eldest son in for his 1st ever job interview. Proud dad moment lol

Whenever I see someone say something is AF, meaning alcohol free, EG AF Beer, I can't help but think "As Fuck Beer" 😅

Microsoft purrview. I do not like this thing. It worries me.

We all need a bit of good news and happy endings

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Fucking bangin'! Milky bars are on me tonight baby

Now is the winter of our discon-fucking-tent

Mark Wallace@wallaceme.bsky.social

Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.

Dad has asked to have a talk with me and my 2 brothers today. Not sure I'm ready for this.

Post something stupid from your phone

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18 Sept

Dad's been told no more treatment is possible... They didn't even start treatment :/ Pain relief is all that's left

17 Sept

This is exactly what I think the AI thing is. Someone is asking to see the emperor's new clothes, and the seamstresses are panicking

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17 Sept

This is exactly what I think the AI thing is. Someone is asking to see the emperor's new clothes, and the seamstresses are panicking

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13 Sept

Well worth the less than 17 smackeroonies for the game. The easy mode is great for chumps like me who suck at gaming as well. Much fun has been had playing this the last few days. Thanks Casey for the recommendation :)

Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃@caseyexplosion.bsky.social

It truly slaps🤘

Tess is Surviving the Horrors

13 Sept

Be careful using the chew the world up and spit it out machine now.

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@mothmother.com

8 Sept

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Crow Girl Anja@crowgirlanja.bsky.social

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

@mythiccvixen.bsky.social

11 Sept

I have an addiction

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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞

10 Sept

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Falco SkyWolf@falcoskywolf.bsky.social

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

10 Sept

9 Sept

To add to neurodivergent hybrid words like floordrobe and dopamining... I submit to the council for your consideration "decarpressing". The act of sitting in your car after work/socialising or an otherwise energy sapping activity, taking time to decompress before driving off.

9 Sept

The Episode "Bambi" from The Young Ones came up on my feed where Vyvyan sticks his head of of the train window as it goes through a tunnel. My son over hearing it pointed out how similar Vyv (played by Ade Edmonson) has near identical cadence to Junk Rat from Overwatch. I can't unhear that now.

7 Sept

Well I mean most like New England track... As I'm from old England 😅 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

🕯️🕯️🕯️Spoooky Lava!! >:D 🎃🦇 🍬@laverbomb.bsky.social

Not quite? But not really far off either mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

5 Sept

A violent culture that's not compatible with the good people of the UK! 😡

Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social

Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.

30 Aug

It sounds like military jets overhead. Nothing on flight radar, could be something live

30 Aug

Windows 96. Yes you read that right. After Windows 95 came out there was an expectation there would be a 96. Microsoft worked on project Nashville which everyone expected to be released in 1996 as Win96. I remember at the time there were shareware catalogues of "cracked" software...

30 Aug

I had one such which I believe was called Mango. It listed Windows 96 for something like £80. I was going to buy it. Turned out it was just windows 95 with a modified UI and loading screen. But for a fleeting moment, 30 years ago , Windows 96 was going to blow us all away!

29 Aug

I feel like I'm drowning while everyone else is swimming around enjoying the surf. With my dad likely having more like weeks than months. Stacey's Gran passing 3 weeks ago. Changes at work and the ever impending shite of the world at present. It's a struggle

cbsnews.comGrand jury finds DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money to Hope FloridaA Florida grand jury found the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money for political purposes.

Not one for suggesting violence, but fuck me sideways... They're just begging for people to erect guillotines

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

A Florida grand jury found the DeSantis administration “misappropriated” $10 million meant to provide health insurance for poor children. Part of a “sophisticated scheme to fund political activities,” the money was funneled through multiple organizations before reaching two PACs and the Florida GOP.

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Along with Dhar Mann videos. I'm also obsessed with Estelle the fox. Can't find her on Bluesky or her maker Malie Mason... But I can't get enough of her. Although seriously it feels like what Old Gregg's fursona would be at times www.facebook.com/share/r/1Q6t...

Im embarrassed to admit it but I keep watching Dhar Mann films. They're basically hallmark films without the budget and less effort. Basic AF but I keep watching them. What is wrong with me?

Today wife is on the turbo drain unblock ready for cameras to go places you don't want them (precautionary measure due to being over 40 and family having history of bad stuff. Not because there is owt wrong) but yeah. Only 1 toilet in the house and 4 of us. Time to take the boys to the cinema 😅

26 Aug

Just heard Tim Curry has also passed. I think that one is not a surprise, he was very ill. Still devestating. 2 legends within 24 hours! RIP