Jason Knott

I would eat anything on this list. I never HAVE eaten snails, but I would try it at least once.

GenX are still oblivious. It's an impressive amount of stubbornness. Shame it's not on anything good. (I'm GenX, BTW, before you come at me. )

SW friends, OnlyFans and Fansly profile links should work now! Refresh or force-quit and reopen your app a couple times so you get the update

He makes a good point.

Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that

I changed phones a long time ago and now I'm finally back here.

My "normal life" was getting 2-4 colds every year. Now I get sick once every 2 or 3 years. I'm fine not being able to go back.

I'm both impatient AND cowardly, so I can't ever be happy no matter how fast I get anything done, if at all. 🙃

I just want to wear a loin cloth and stand in a waterfall slapping a fish on a rock like Gollum. Is that too much to ask?

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

She Van on my.... Nevermind. Happy 100th Birthday, Sir.

So a raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets wasted, and has to be removed by the authorities, and it's a cute news story all day everywhere around the world. But when I do it...! 🤬

[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Republicans hating capitalism part....a million. 🤷

When autism is constantly framed as a problem to be ‘solved’ some may start to believe they are a problem, that belief can scar, language matters Representation matters We don’t need fixing we need support & if you don’t want to support leave us the fuck alone 👌🏽 ♾️

Polsby does an exceptional job of covering how Congress changed from the 30s to 90s, particularly the reform fights in the 50s congresses that are basically totally forgotten about

Oligarchy is thriving.

Fashalashadingdongs. Is this anything?

2010: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines do I need to get beforehand? 2025: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines should I get while I'm there?

Born to write smut. Cursed to doom scroll the apocalypse.

Rose garden club. We're going to keep on dancing at the Rose garden club.

Somebody has to say it: None of the butts in Sir Mix-a-lot's video were even that big.

More people should call this grifter out right to his fucking face. Good for Ms. Hunt. 👍🤌

Future headline: "Why Did the President Die? He had become too woke."

It's my birthday weekend, so I'm going to take a nap. Don't disturb except for emergencies or really really good news. 😉

We're going to need at least one Democratic candidate for prez 2028 who won't throw Trans people under the bus. They'll get my endorsement.

LoL the way it skips LBJ but some of the faces kinda look like him anyway.

"Get Out!" "Us?" "Nope. Him."

If you remember these commercials, get your colonoscopy scheduled.

I can see them trying this. Like, they'll say that the Texas ones are for a good reason but the Cali ones are revenge and that's not a good reason.

Ooooweee

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — JFK “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” — Ronald Reagan “The windmills are driving the whales loco.” — Donald J “for Genius” Trump

"Your Soul is Free, but Your A$$ Belongs to Me" How mind/body dualism has supported oppressive social structures from antiquity to the present day. In this essay I will...

In a world where almost everyone practices ethical non-monogamy, two rival polycules, among the largest and most powerful in existence, vie for domination. Two young people, born into these polycules, meet and fall in love. Will their union result in lasting peace, or is it doomed to end tragically?

First they came for Chuck E. Cheese

I wish I only thought there was monsters on the world for 50 seconds. Must be nice.

ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

"Imma eat this whole thing."

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

Polonius invented the Weave. Trump just stole it and he doesn't even do it right.

The existence of a road to Emmaus and a road to Damascus as spiritual experiences implies the existence of roads to Emmascus and Damaus. In this essay I will...