Jay Rios

Pour one out 🫗for the nepo baby Bolsonaro and his fake tears. He met with Trump SIX times this year, begging his American Daddy to intervene in his election, begging him for tarriffs, promising him the land and resources and people of Brazil. But it didn't work 😭😭.

add "between my legs" to a movie title A Few Good Men Between My Legs

exchange between a right wing Brazilian congressman and a left wing congressman is pretty brutal for the former

The Australian Labor Party hates poor people. #auspol

I’m really worried that I hurt my dog’s feelings this morning. Haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. Frickin’ dogs.

Every single line of this song is happening right now. From 1989. RIP Michael Hutchence. Amazing Australian. youtu.be/CIVamkD07L0?...

“Our late-stage capitalist system wants us to be nothing but stressed-out working zombies addicted to sugar and isolated from each other by apps, so that it can more easily control us, exploit us, and monetize us when every other monetizable resource on the planet runs out”

You know another thing that could help 'turn the temperature down' Mr Albanese? Raise the rate of unemployment benefits so that some people are less desperate to survive, and feel slightly less hopeless and angry at least #auspol

Great. Finally I'll be able to go to the barber's without having to sweep the floor and restock the shampoo before I leave. #HairBnB

Remember when George W Bush invaded Iraq for no reason. Then Trump attacks Iran because he never won the Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine if China or Russia did this? The US are not the good guys, I just want an Australian PM to admit it!

make a celebrity sick Amber GERD and her ex Johnny Strep

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Ruin a book by adding a word Great Expectations Dashed

Make a musician/band meaty Cherizo

Make a band/musician meaty UStew

Handy that the first live streamed US execution will be of a Muslim man. This administration is hell-bent on cultivating enemies, both home-grown and abroad. The future of Petie's war machine depends on it.

Well fuck aye. New episode of We Used To Be Journos out now. You can watch it in full on Apple and YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts.

NAZA - the film Netanyahu doesn't want you to see - is coming to Australia. We're partnering with @madmanfilms.bsky.social for special preview screenings on 11 October in Sydney and Melbourne, featuring @sarahschwartz.bsky.social and Antony Loewenstein. Grab tickets here: www.madman.com.au/naza/

Yes It Is

Triple billing: Sheatus, Cheap Trixie and Lynne Skynyrd

Donald Trump is SCARED of Kaitlan Collins. Strong, no bullshit women frighten him. This is the leader of the free world?!

This is the inevitable outcome of *not* taking sides. A side gets chosen for you. Good luck with your new buddy, Ed.

Presumably, Adam, and stay with me on this... if I'm overwhelmed I'll be able to *opt* back in, right? How about you let me decide, then?

Gawd Australia, we're really going to have to suffer the ignominy of a One Nation ascendancy because legacy media can't think of a classier way to keep selling papers than through racist culture wars, aren't we 🙄

Sure, mate a *twitch* that last seconds. Is that like Trump's extended blink? On the other hand, what's in his subconscious for *that* gesture to fall out?

Two Australian paddleboarders saved an exhausted wallaby that had been swept out to sea Original post

Cheers for the shoutout and support from The Australian who just adore women who win. Some additional tickets have been released to our previously sold out event this Saturday night as part of Melbourne Writer's Festival. Come along ! mwf.com.au/program/anto...

plus it’ll be drowned

How is it that a politician doing standard politician things - opening childcare centres, repairing roads, improving budgets, supporting families - can seem like such a novelty in US politics? Such a breath of fresh air.

Now I’ve got Matt Finish on my mind. “Short Note” is 1 of my favourite songs by an Australian outfit. “And now I know Why darkness makes me smile The night will have its child And we'll all just blow away Until you're telling your friends we died Laughing still” youtu.be/iX6k9ZEbiKY?...

Clearly it is a fuel crisis for the little people.

Agree, up until your last word, which should be oblivion 🫠

TRIGGER WARNING In 1943 Japanese officer Chikao beheaded Australian POW Leonard Siffleet. Australia demanded justice for this war crime. BRS is charged with killing a handcuffed Afghan POW. Would those who argue BRS should not be tried have said, 'I stand with Yasuno Chikao'?

Release David McBride.

The firing squad. Two down…more to come…#kristinoem #pambondi #petehegseth #parody #politicalsatire

Pam Bondi: you’re Fired!

Sure Pam Bondi, of all who have gone before you, you were the one he'd show loyalty. Hope the personal debasement was worth it. Wonder if history will be kind to pedo protectors.

"You say ‘oh well, there’s good ex-fish and chip shop owner turned grifting 30-year career politicians out there’. Well I’m sorry, how can you tell me there are good ex-fish and chip shop owner turned grifting 30-year career politicians?” How?!

Very little. He’ll be remembered for his lack of courage and for all things he *didn’t* do… even when he had a huge electoral mandate and faced an opposition on the verge of collapse. A total and utter disappointment.