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Thanks for everything, BioWare. I wouldn’t be who I am today without your games 💔

Truck nutz on parents whose children have all left home: EmptyNesticles

So I’ve started a new project for a friend. #Miniatures #Warhammer #Modelling #40k #cat #MiniPainting #Hobby

Making a t-shirt that spells out "Protect the Dolls" but entirely in poppies

Howard’s Bell End

Wet wet! #MiniPainting #Warhammer #Minis #Nerdlings

NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph

Who’s that (on the) Pocket Money?

“Nobody in there thinks I’m a traitor” That may be true. But everyone out here thinks you’re a twat. #CelebTraitors

I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

I don’t want ‘The Hunt for Gollum’. I don’t want ‘How Gandalf got his Staff’. I don’t want ‘Treebeard: the Acorn Years’. All I want is ‘Me, my girls and my Garden: a Gamgee Story of parenthood and horticulture’

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the needless home accessories section.

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Wife invites husband to come out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs.

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

My political establishment told me Larry the Cat keeps eating Prime Ministers so they just run a leadership contest and get a new Prime Minister afterwards so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding new Prime Ministers to Larry the Cat and then Chris Mason started crying.

he is evolving, getting closer to his final form

Bold move by the crossword writer in the UK's i newspaper. But they likely realised that the typical Reform Party fan doesn't do cryptic crosswords so they're maybe safe from their ire. For those struggling with it - the key for is primary - take the first letters of the words.

Jurassic Parklife - requested by Dave Brown Painted on Microsoft Paint - approx. 30 hours of work. "Your scientists were so preoccupied with your vorsprung durch technik, they didn't put their trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house."

Pretty heckin’ chuffed with that. #Parseword #121 ⏱️ 1m20s 💎 Perfect 🏖️ Secret Found

OMG Tony Blair’s done his playlist too!

📢 SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow my best bud @abandonedsheep.com is launching his debut indie game... Schrödinger's Cat Burglar

Satuday's @theguardian.com cartoon #transrights #EHRC #LGBTQ

Milkshake fuck

Catherine West calls for resignation of Catherine West, citing Catherine West’s lack of clear leadership and direction in her role as Catherine West. Catherine West replied that she is committed the finishing the job in her ensuing resignation letter.

Draycation: when you travel the countryside in search of ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HORSES.

KEEP THAT DAMN BEAR AWAY FROM OUR NATIONAL TREASURE #DavidAttenborough

#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

Father, Why have you forsaken me? In your heart forsaken me? Trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Time to find out the airspeed velocity of an unladen European incel.

Please. My Bluesky. She is very sick.

I think you’ll find that the second image isn’t even a facsimile of Val Kilmer but rather a close up shot of Jeffrey Epstein taken by Melania Trump at Burning Man 2009.

A stop-the-car moment to photograph this greeting to Nigel Farage on his rather unspectacular visit to Shetland today. Apologies to any frogs offended. 🐸

I used to sit at the front of every equity seminar, answer all the questions and bring the lecturer an apple. I was definitely equity’s darling.

Come on then, and remove him.

Group hug on Orion after the announcement of the astronauts suggestion to name a Moon crater in honor of Reid Wiseman's deceased wife. 😢