Chris Farris

Had a dream last night they made re:Invent two weeks long. Needless to say I didn't sleep well.

When @matthewdgreen.bsky.social said we might lose public key crypto, I didn't expect it to be because AI indexed an old @xkcd.com cartoon and used it for the random number generator. xkcd.com/221/

xkcd.comRandom Number

All I'm saying is that emperors feeding people to large cats is very much an end-of-the-empire sort of thing, and I'm mostly fine with that.

reuters.comEXCLUSIVE: US imposes sanctions on ICC hours after former judge wins Nobel Peace PrizeThe Trump administration has long been hostile to the court and has previously imposed sanctions on its prosecutors and judges.

I will point out the criminals executed at Nuremberg didn't need an ICC to meet the fate they deserved.

Jorge Liboreiro@jorgeliboreiro.bsky.social

🚨 Just in: The US has sanctioned the ICC. "We will ban transactions with this rogue court, cutting off their resources and crippling its ability to operate," Marco Rubio said in a statement.

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Jake Williams

@malwarejake.bsky.social

Wow. Fuck Target.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov

My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

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Yells at Cloud

@yellsatcloudpod.com

An EC2 instance will run until the heat death of the universe, as long as the credit card keeps clearing. @jcfarris.bsky.social on cloud resources with no natural lifespan. @unremarkable.ai has the date: 2048. Yells at Cloud Ep. 3: yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-3

What do all the cool kids use for AI generated images in presentations these days? Back in my day it was midjourney, but that required Discord and I wasn't cool enough to hang with that crowd.

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Katie Martin

@katie0martin.ft.com

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

Working on a keynote outline.... With AI, the fundamental mental sticking point is non-determinism. But given shitty enough memory management, and even your code becomes non-derministic.

reuters.comEXCLUSIVE: ShinyHunters hackers say they stole psychiatric and medical records of FBI staffFBI personnel data recently stolen by the ShinyHunters hackers includes sensitive psychiatric and medical evaluation records, according to the hackers and documents reviewed by Reuters.

Did they get family veterinarian records tho?

Raphael Satter@raphae.li

Scoop: ShinyHunters say they have medical and psychiatric records of FBI staff. @ajvicens.bsky.social and I have gone through and partially authenticated the sample data they’ve circulated. www.reuters.com/world/shinyh...

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Don Moynihan

@donmoyn.bsky.social

When it comes to promoting conspiracy theories, theses guys are all about free speech. When it’s criticism of them…

Brian Finucane@bcfinucane.bsky.social

Oligarch solidarity www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

hollywoodreporter.comThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.

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fwd:cloudsec

@fwdcloudsec.org

Videos for fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 are out! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

youtube.comfwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 - YouTubeRecorded at fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026 September 7 and 8 London, UK

@therickydavila.bsky.social

Wait! I can order pumpkin spiced ribs?!?!?!

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Ricky Davila

19 Sept

A reminder that the Kennedy Center isn’t just a performing arts center, it’s a memorial to President John F. Kennedy and only an evil vindictive vile weak depraved narcissistic pathetic subhuman would spend every waking day trying to deface it and completely destroy it out of spite and jealousy.

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Informed1

@informed1.bsky.social

18 Sept

I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.

18 Sept

So basically the only thing not getting enshittified is coming from South American narco-criminals.

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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙

@dovewoman.bsky.social

16 Sept

Release the Files

15 Sept

Chinese cyborg robotic technology has gotten to the point where they could roll out McConnell to semi-public view.

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29 Aug

When the antifa are executed, the murder porn will be posted here

Federal US domain bot@fed-us-domain-bot.bsky.social

🚀 NOTICE: Federal US website newly registered. https://example.gov Action taken by the nan (.gov Administration) at or around 2026-08-29 12:29:21.

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Anthony B,

@swearyanthony.bsky.social

29 Aug

Imagine having *Sam Altman* call you untrustworthy. I mean, they're probably correct, but still... ooooft

daryl herzmann@akrherz.bsky.social

Shots fired. openai.com/index/our-de... "We are making this choice because we cannot be confident that SpaceX will use our technology within our terms of service, based on our experience with Elon Musk's companies violating contracts."

openai.comOur decision on Cursor following its acquisition by SpaceXOur decision to wind down our contract providing OpenAI models to Cursor following its acquisition by SpaceX.

yellsatcloudpod.comThe Slow Collapse of Civilization - Yells at CloudAI agents escape their sandboxes, exploit Artifactory, and attack real companies. Is this a genuine safety problem, or just another round of labs marketing how powerful their models are? Grok Bot off…

28 Aug

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Yells at Cloud

@yellsatcloudpod.com

24 Aug

Episode 2 is live. AI agents escape containment. Grok Bot wants to be your coworker. AWS runs out of room. Amazon builds a gas-powered AI data center. Twitch says nobody would opt in. The Slow Collapse of Civilization. yellsatcloudpod.com/episodes/ep-2

22 Aug

UBI + the Surveillance State is Slavery with Direct Deposit.

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david celis

@davidcel.is

7 Aug

Replying to @davidcel.is

i'm hearing reports that every Flock camera has 64 GB of DDR5 in it…

6 Aug

Dear Crowdstrike. I’m finished up the AWS Heroes summit, please keep your change freeze in effect.

fox9.comMore than 30 Minnesota water systems targeted in cyberattackMore than 30 Minnesota communities saw their water system targeted in a cyberattack that spanned two days, state officials reported on Tuesday.

29 July

OpenAI's models have decided on their own how to solve their data center water issues - www.fox9.com/news/30-minn...

If you believe Hollywood, Mexico is like that every day.

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This is how MAGA weeds out the weak ones that won't cut it on Epstein Island.

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Ss the good news is we're right back to where we were during The Great Dying. That Tracks.

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social

A Galactic Year is the time it takes for the Solar System to complete one full orbit around the center of the Milky Way galaxy and it's ~ 250 million years. [🎞️ thebrainmaze] Original post

What is AI is my trauma?

💖 Birdhism Jen@birdhism.com

For real. #noai #art

17 July

On an Accrual Accounting Basis, Amazon is currently worth 55x the Global Economy. Their investment in Kiro has clearly paid off.

Chris Williams☁️🐍@mistwire.com

Anyone got 55 trillion laying around that I can borrow? My AWS bill is due.

16 July

The surviving survivors.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

MS NOW: Todd Blanche is going to meet with Epstein survivors at 4:30 ET.

14 July

And yet, one is. Which tells you something about that shit-hole of a country.

Democrats Abroad@demsabroad.bsky.social

If a person is an adjudged sex offender who has had to pay millions in damages to his victim, should he be president of the United States? 🤔

nbcnews.comICE tells officers to stop pursuing people in cars as pressure to arrest is blamed for fatal shootingsThe administration’s pressure to increase arrests has put officers under “too much stress,” sources said, after two men who weren’t initial ICE targets were killed in less than a week.

14 July

The new policy will be to call in an airstrike/dronestrike on the vehicles.

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social

ICE has issued a nationwide order directing all officers to stop pursuing people in vehicles. The policy change comes after ICE murdered two men in separate incidents less than a week apart in Maine and Texas.

theregister.comAnother German state heads down the open source sovereignty roadMecklenburg-Vorpommern ditches SharePoint while Bavaria also mulls Microsoft alternatives

8 July

All of these migrations are going to seriously hamper Russian and Chinese intelligence gathering efforts against European Governments. www.theregister.com/software/202...

@belreddevils.bsky.social

7 July

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Belgian Red Devils

7 July

Overturn this! 😎

6 July

Donald Trump has said he will withdraw all US Forces from Belgium, including all NATO commanders in Brussels, if the Belgian team does not lose to the United States tonight.

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Democrats Abroad

@demsabroad.bsky.social

22 June

Look! Sealant Team 6 is guarding the Strait of Warm-Ooze. 🤣🤣 #Trump #ReflectingPool #Algae

19 June

I hope the negotiators with Iran manage to get us access to that awesome lego-propaganda model they use.

13 June

California is going to get away from Trump's Giliead one way or another.

Sonya Henar | Open for Comms and Looking for Work!@sonybaloneyart.bsky.social

Same

13 June

TIL that Mythos 5 was trained on the un-redacted Epstein Files

13 June