david celis

Because big tech doesn't do customer service, we are being inundated with AI-generated emails begging us for help.

someone hit my parked car and scraped it up three weeks before i have to trade it in for a new one and i already had a trade-in offer accepted. fucking awesome

ChatBBT find me a scary soundin bug i can use to hop onto the CVE train we had this week and generate 7000 words about it

> ai has an alignment issue like how the frontier labs have a financial incentive to encourage addictive behaviour and form dependence > no, i mean the computers won't do what we ask them to do how do you fix that? > we run it over and over and add more ai until it works. there's no other way

I Did the Absolute Bare Fucking Minimum For Overall Harm Reduction and Incremental Progress Instead of Succumbing to Despair, or Worse, Apathy

i'm contacting The Hague

to be fair, who amongst us *hasn’t* fucked up so bad that we left an entire industry?

ME: AI is a project by the tech oligarchy to deskill and devalue labor while enriching themselves even more “what? but it’s no different than any other form of automation like assembly lines or factories” ME: you’re so close to getting it

ME: AI is a project by the tech oligarchy to deskill and devalue labor while enriching themselves even more “what? but it’s no different than any other form of automation like assembly lines or factories” ME: you’re so close to getting it

disastrous security vulnerabilities in PHP? well thankfully i'm not running it on any of my servers, so it shouldn't really affect… WAIT NOOO

holy shit

github continues to be a thought leader in proving when things are bad. browsers tend to cache favicons, which makes dynamic favicons bad. one piece of jank and now my notifications tab is stuck looking like i'm viewing a PR with a broken build

tbf, even the eShop on Nintendo Switch feels unusable if you leave the featured section. want to see recent releases? be prepared to wade through a sea of hentai slop puzzle games

i’ve watched “Over the Garden Wall” at least once a year since it came out in 2014 and somehow never realized it’s a retelling of Dante’s Inferno

well, i guess i probably won’t be lurking on lobste.rs much anymore

is it just me or has Nigella actually rejuvenated the Great British Bake-Off

Happening fast. Most of the data centers haven't been built yet. Ooops!!

if AOC doesn’t run for president, Jaime West should

more like alt-right weekly

Wrote about the tech guys chickening out and rejoining X, the distribution of power on social media, and why your voice matters so much jonas.do/writing/2026...

a LOT of people need to hear this even thought it won't get through to many.

I am normal, I don't hang out with platforms and people that sell child porn. That's who I was ten years ago; that's who I've stayed. That's *the big things*. It is the people who have stayed on Twitter who have changed, and who have not realized it. They embrace the dumpster fire, and can't see it.

Today I have published part three of my Hanami, Why? series Hanami, Why?: Class Action, where we will dive into what makes Hanami actions awesome. https://aaronmallen.me/writing/hanami-why-class-action?ref=bluesky #ruby #hanami #hanakai

My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"

What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026

as if i’d let that happen

sooo when are the Gamer Riots finally gonna start

you think *you’re* unobservant? i never noticed the missing raspberry on the cake in the Great British Bake Off intro. i pnly found out about it online recently

he had friends???

just popped a sungold tomato into my mouth that was so good i stopped in my tracks and said “holy fuck” out loud

just tried to swipe left on a physical book page 🫥

there’s an old guy on this flight just raw dogging it? no luggage, just a single magazine rolled up with a clipped up newspaper 📍Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport / Saint Paul / MN