Jeffervesce

I had a vivid dream last night that it will be soon.

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Banger.

I really wish they would tell us if the world is gonna end soon. Cause I would really like to get some credit cards and max the the fnck out of them.

Merry Kirkless Eve!

You don't realize the power of water until you watch it casually roll a boulder the size of a house down a valley in Nepal.

Jesus Christ. What is happening?

Where’s Kash Patel been?

What the FUUUCCCKKK?

Fuck everything.

New Spider-man feels completely fresh and possibly the best live action spidee ever. IMO.

The White House Domestic Policy Council report had recommended the Smithsonian museum ⁠post a notice at its entrance reading: “Warning: ⁠the exhibits in this museum were prepared by people who ​don’t want you to love your country.” Why can’t he fucking choke on his own puke?

Hey @democrats.senate.gov, GET OFF YOUR STRETCHED OUT ASS CHEEKS AND DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING. YOU WORTHLESS SKIDMARKS. MITCH’S ROTTING. CARCASS IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN YOU. FFS.

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Going to see the Odyssey tonight at 9:00 and the biggest cliffhanger is gonna be if we still have a democracy when it’s over.

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I’m gonna be really pissed if I have to buy a 🔫. FYI, I’m also pretty good at COD.

@justjoel.bsky.social don’t be Jealous Phish is in town and they are staying at the hotel right outside my place.

I will bet $1,000,000.00 that Trump walks into the scaffolding cover at the White House thinking that it’s real.

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

Republicans need to physically carry around brain dead McConnells body until his life is no longer officially viable, just like they want women to do with unviable fetuses.

I’ve really, really, really, tried. But I just don’t give a flickering shit about fireworks.

Question for my gay friends. Is it ok to tell someone wearing a shirt with an American flag and the saying “this is my pride flag!” on it that their shirt is “Gay”? I just want to hit them where it obviously hurts them most without disrespecting non-bigots. I do see the f’r at the moment so rapido.

Hey ladies, I’m gonna need you to dodge dropping Toyota Camrys while dance on a 100ft wide hibachi. Okay…and-a 5,6,7,8. www.instagram.com/reel/DaTWHII...

Hey ladies, I’m gonna need you to dodge dropping Toyota Camrys while dance on a 100ft wide hibachi. Okay…and-a 5,6,7,8. www.instagram.com/reel/DaTWHII...

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Hey look certain many-multi billionaire tech giant’s yacht is parked just outside my place. *Suppress intrusive thoughts*

So Alabama can gerrymander but Virginia can’t? Got it. Fuck this shit.

Ceasefire is going swimmingly.

This whole thing cracked me up. www.instagram.com/reel/DYf8ksl...

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Jesus f’n Christ. www.instagram.com/reel/DYP8vu8...

You know what I really f'n hate about Mamdani is he wasn't born in the US and won't be able to be president one day.

Hard to feel any bit patriotic but this was kinda cool watch go by at lunch.

so not after Tennessee shit show, Virginia supreme court has rejected the voted on measure to redistrict. Time to revolt.

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Giuliani vs. Trump. Who’s gonna win the race?

Happy Star Trek day nerds.

With how crazy that psycho bish is, I’ve come to the conclusion that the person who killed Charlie was himself.

"War Fighters" is lame AF.

Jesus Christ, Erika Kirk was traumatized tonight. www.instagram.com/reel/DXlAMfx...