JeffOnVacation

Really disappointed by the creative community under the trump regime: Where are all the great TV shows about Gov't conspiracies like The X Files & Alias? If you want to hear about extrajudicial assassinations, unsanctioned bombings, & covert surveillance of US citizens, you have to turn on the News

Small set entirely contained in much larger set.

Donald trump is waiving sanctions Congress passed so he can buy Russian diesel with our tax dollars that Russia will use to help Iran kill our soldiers in a war that he started. There. That's all you'll ever need for any "yeah, but the Democrats" conversations from now until the end of time.

We are traumatizing our children. MAGA is mad about video games and horror movies. There is nothing scarier than going to school.

OMG, I hope you've already seen this so you get to see it again. 🤌

Kudos to the production staff who made it look as though Mike Collins was having to listen to that literally from hell. It's as though what was happening in his mind manifest itself on stage.

Just now there was a UPS, FedEx, Amazon Prime, and USPS mail truck all on my street at the same moment. The drivers were bounding from their vehicles to front porches and back again like a choreographed ballet. There's a commentary about American life in there somewhere. Just not sure what it is.

Political text message #1,000 starts: "What can we possibly say to convince you to donate to (candidate)'s campaign today?" How about: "We will never text you again."

The VMAs are featuring Madonna, Snoop Dogg is hosting, and it's on CBS. MTV should change their name to AARP.

That's magnificent.

If the r/waitforit thread was a Bluesky post...

Posting for posterity. Both Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the future President of the United States on their shows, yet both were forced to stream it because the U.S. airwaves weren't free in 2026. #Remember

ABC News 9/11 coverage is simply the families reading the names at ground zero and showing their photos It's an acknowledgement nothing an anchor or pundit can say would be more important than simply hearing the names and seeing the faces of those we lost, + the tributes by the families. Profound.

Dallas PD is deploying additional resources to manage the surge in traffic around the convention. So is Grindr.

"King Baby's stupid fucking ballroom" should be the name of a nightly show airing on both Comedy Central and MSNOW. 🤣🤣🤣

This is the condition of the USS Lincoln after 9 months uninterrupted at sea. But tell me again how Republicans are stronger on the military...

Is there anything more perfect than this?

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: MUSE The Monkees Paul McCartney Guns N' Roses Metallica Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Bob Dylan Nine Inch Nails Willie Nelson Foo Fighters Honorable Mentions (if the judges allow): AC/DC Sting Aerosmith Elton John Pantera

MapQuest is letting you rename Lake Ontario...

Three legendary voices lost in three days. And this clip keeps playing over and over in my head, for no reason whatsoever...

Exactly. If only there was a gov't agency for stuff like this... We should boycott food! Who's with me?? 💀

I have believed for a long time that the only way the Cowboys win the Super Bowl is when Jerry is dead, and Jerry won't die until the Cowboys win the Super Bowl. It's like living in Purgatory...

Kalshi shows the wisdom of the crowd is better at predicting--

We are taking OUR Qatari jet back in 2029... and, we're restoring the East Wing - or if OUR ballroom is done - turning it into a museum and art gallery for immigrant artists.

-George Washington led the American military in our War for Independence. -Ulysses S. Grant led the Union Armies in the Civil War. -George H.W. Bush flew combat missions as a Navy pilot in World War II. -Donald Trump hid in an airplane catering cart in the Iran war.

There is a U.S. trade deficit, but is anyone counting that we are exporting our school-shooting insanity to the rest of the world?

Surely it’s not beyond UEFA, CONCACAF, CONMEBOL, CAF, OFC and AFC to get together and set up their own, worldwide, football knockout competition - which takes place, say, every 4 years. FIFA can FO. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Here's @jamestalarico.bsky.social at a press conference today addressing data centers in Texas: Folks, this is Elite-level trolling... 🤣 (courtesy Daniel Perreault @kvue.bsky.social)

Evergreen...

Every team I root for in this World Cup loses. It's like being a Democrat.

bsky sends out a mass ping when someone expresses the want for a whimsical dream so everyone can show up and be useless.

'YMCA' is his administration's anthem. He gushes over 'good looking' Mamdani. He fellated a microphone stand on the campaign trail. Photos of him "blowing Bubba" discussed in the Epstein files. You'd think MAGA would have figured it out by now. He must marvel that they haven't yet.

Soccer was made for the age of social media: You only have to look up from your phone once every few minutes, and it's just for a second.

Julie Andrews finding a space for her picnic blanket at trump's Great American State Fair.

Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.

If you comment to yourself, but use the Royal "We," are you being a.) bossy, b.) passive aggressive, or c.) a little psychopathic? Example: "Look at that stalled car. We need to get out of this lane." Asking for no reason. @evilmopacatx.bsky.social

Could we please, just once, not do the Democrat thing, and just say good for them

NBA Finals co-MVPs

Why does this feel like Game 9 of the NBA Ginals?

trump is the guy who invented the “9/10” of a penny at the end of gas prices posted at the gas station. That way they can charge you 90% of another penny per gallon but not have it reflected in the price you see. No one would dare take credit for doing something so evil, so let’s say it was him.

MS Now should hire all the people who were fired or left from 60 minutes and start a news show called One Hour.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

I've met Nick Bilton a couple times and he's a friend of friends, so I'm going to be diplomatic here: he's a vichy collaborator who took on the job of destroying a load-bearing beacon of journalistic truth on behalf of a right-wing billionaire bc Pres DJT got his wittle feewings hert. Shame!

What have they said to athletes who speak their mind? "Shut up and dribble," right? Greg Abbott needs to shut up and stick with his "wheeling" and self-dealing.

Something Wemby doesn't get nearly enough credit for: The energy expenditure needed to get a 7'5" frame to do all of that. "He gets tired..." Well, yeah!