Jeff Boyardee

My 2026 Reading Thread begins Now

Subscribe to my patreon- now with an exciting and hilarious zine tier! www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe...

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

what an angry lil guy

around the corner/ fudge is matm

1978 Ralph Records catalogue

Dear Penthouse Forum, by the time you read this I will be dead

Microdosing bear spray by watching my poblanos broiling through the cracked oven door

Late work day, night gym, now seated for a late screening of Resident Evil. It's tough, but it's honest work.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

Now this is livin', folks!

Oh, me? I love the Dead. My favorite songs are...Truckin', uh, I Will Survive, and...*looks at smudged writing on jar*

New glasses :~)

They call it September 11, 2001 in honor of the 9,112,001 people that died that day

I wrote a short story about wasting time. It's a very rough draft, but would any mutuals be in interested in reading it? Especially if you can give criticism.

SEATED and READY

There’s something so beautifully, earnestly Roger Ebert about him stopping in the middle of this anecdote to say, essentially, “because I am me, you may think this is a story about her tits. I NEED VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT.”

A little bit of Impending Weather isn't enough to keep me away from a free Bruce Hornsby concert

What was the first time you realized movies could be complete garbage? For me it was Baby Geniuses. Even as the target audience, it was Not For Me.

Weekend's candids: Storm watching, hammock reading

[ad rock]: There's mosquitoes on the [all]: RIVER [mike d]: Fish are rising up like [all]: BIRDS [mca]: It's been hot for seven weeks now [ad rock]: Too hot to even speak now [mike d]: Did you hear what I [all]: JUST HEARD?

bunch of dumb fuckin steers man just gnawing their stupid way through life without the power of reason

Seated (and sweaty) for Weird Al!