Jonathan Eskew

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

RETVRN (immigration enforcement to Labor and the peacetime Coast Guard to Transportation)

It’s called “the pathetic fallacy” because Anthropic sounds like pathetic suckers for making these claims. They are literally being hoisted on their own simulacrum of a petard

jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent

אָבִֽינוּ מַלְכֵּֽנוּ כַּלֵּה כָּל צַר וּמַשְׂטִין מֵעָלֵֽינוּ

It’s walking distance from the pentagon in one direction and from a joint Army/Marine base in the other, but sure, we need a sniper ammunition storage arch right in front of Arlington National Cemetery.

I think this is a very beautiful idea. Shana tova, everyone.

What We Are Seeking by @lateonsetgirl.bsky.social

anytime people raise concerns about land use for solar projects or anything like that i just want to point out that half the corn we grow in this country gets used to make gasoline slightly worse

Even if you subscribe and use an ad blocker, the constant popups nagging you to use the app and create linked subscriptions for family members make the website a miserable experience. I guess they want to be a daily puzzle games site? Because they certainly don't want anyone reading their articles.

You know what? I would try a Corona Euro. But probably not a Corona E̶̦̋ú̷͉r̶͇̿o̵̙̾

...does this mean he'll stop texting me?

bsky.app/profile/acyn... You'd think Kevin McCarthy would tire of being absolutely humiliated by his own party, but the man just does not learn

BIG DEAL on voting rights this morning: Governor Spanberger just restored the voting rights of some 60,000+ Virginians. Her move reverses Youngkin's abrupt decision in 2023 to end automatic voting rights restoration, which brought Virginia back to a system of default lifetime disenfranchisement.

We've been testing Raft implementations, and have found bugs in every implementation we've tested. Here's an in-depth report on one set of issues.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV...

Victor Affogato

DC statehood now

As my wife pointed out, it's hilarious we are all so starved for bad behavior having consequences that we are hovering over the Vatican news releases

looks good to me 👍

Seems the real problem centrist democrats are facing right now is the people are being very clear that they want leaders who will solve their biggest problems, and centrist democrats really don't want to solve their biggest problems and hate the people for wanting that. It's a real pickle for them.

the entire conservative media apparatus was born out of a conviction that what happened to Nixon should never again happen to a Republican president and it worked and they now feel comfortable enough to admit it

"Be beige, not rainbow."

Edward Luce in the Financial Times about Musk:

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

Having spent the weekend in DC, let me assure you that no matter how much you think you hate what he’s done to our capital, you should hate it more. Giant banners of his mugshot, tacky gold paint on the statues, a fucking UFC cage on the White House lawn and armed troops everywhere. (spits)

exactly the right response

Their new girlfriend is women

The GOP pretending to be upset at someone swearing at Stephen Miller is just shamelessly pathetic.

I am absolutely shocked that the person who wrote this is over 25. "The Department of Homeland Security" sounded like a bad joke when it was proposed, like someone had taken the wrong lesson from 1984 or V for Vendetta.

I guess when you meet a member of the "professional class," you're supposed to tell them a story about when you drank a Miller Lite, and that will cause them to melt like the Wicked Witch of the West in a rainstorm?

If you see this, post a Star Trek

Passion fruit hernia repair

The former director of Mossad, Tamir Pardo, went on a tour of the West Bank to examine settler violence. He said it made him "ashamed to be Jewish" and that "it reminded me of the events that happened in the last century against Jews." 13tv.co.il/item/news/po...

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

I feel like the Spelling Bee authors need to brush up on their Rules of Acquisition

The fact that an artificial bipedal chassis made it 13 miles is the impressive part. It almost feels like a foregone conclusion that once the mechanics of humanoid movement can be mimicked, the robotic version can be made faster than any meat sack. It's also not competing with humans. Weird framing

Mr. and Mrs. Met should do a photo op with @bradlander.bsky.social just to rub salt in Sid Rosenberg's wounded pride.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

"Two to three weeks" is how long I, too, claim something will take when I have no clue but am bored or frustrated and really want to move on to something else.

Y'all who called TSA security theater look pretty foolish now the real thing turned up