Jesse

GROSS.

In Texas visiting family, where state law now requires 6-8 foot fences that cannot be scaled around the schools. So, it's summer and kids can't play on the schools' fields/playground. It also required me to verify my age to login to... Bluesky?

If you’re lucky you live in a community like Somerville. where, when the heat goes up, people like @unlikelywords.bsky.social pony up to keep you cool with delicious ice cream.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Tilth and Fitly... two words that only Dr. Seuss knows between me and Queen Bee yesterday. Fuck off Spelling Bee

Love a bunch of silver-spooned losers that never worked a day in their life in the service industry explaining to the rest of us what 86 means. Fuck all the way off.

I want to apologize to everyone for presenting one of Andrew Dice Clay's disgusting nursery rhymes as a bible verse.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Have an extra ticket for @old97.bsky.social @old97s.bsky.social @rhettmiller.bsky.social tonight. Free if you buy me a beer. Can't afford to by me a beer? Still free.

How many brown skinned folks are going to be shot by the new ICE-TSA force when they reach in their pockets to put their phone and loose change in the bin?

The state of our union is incredibly fucking embarrassing.

@unlikelywords.bsky.social What do I get from Gracie's for a curb cut next to a neglectful apartment management company? Do you have any chocolate mint with chunks of muscle relaxer?

Was on a plane tonight with every teenage club volleyball player in the greater Boston area. Another sentence I never could have imagined writing for the first 46 years of my life.

Showed up to school today in a balaclava. Just don't wanna be doxed.

Racist Bad Bunny takes dropping in 3-2-1

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

“My name is Matthew James! I’m a United States citizen! You’re gonna kill me! Is that what you want?” ICE isn’t about immigration. It’s about violence, fear and control.

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

Maybe the @nytimes.com could put a little more coverage to the fact that a city is being completely (illegally) terrorized by our president's personal fucking good squad? Or is that not "News that's fit to print"? #NewYorkTImes #Minnesota

Mass walkout next Tuesday at 2pm. Tools down, out the door, into the streets. Shut it down. www.freeameri.ca

If you need a whistle in Somerville, stop by Gracie’s. If you need A LOT of whistles that’s probably ok too.

For a song where the singer repeatedly declares “Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked / The way she acts and the color of her hair” we sure don’t ever learn the color of her hair. youtu.be/it68QbUWVPM?...

If any of my Texas friends see my momma out there raising hell stop and say hi. She's getting surly in her old age ;)

This morning at 11am, corner of Hathorn and Broadway in Somerville MA. 3 ICE vehicles idling on nearby corners. I was following two ICE cars that were cruising around the neighborhood. This person was just walking down the sidewalk when two ICE vehicles stopped and officers jumped out to stop him.

Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.

@unlikelywords.bsky.social our neighbors recently had Gracie’s for the first time and now we’re over there blow torching our own fluff cones!!

I forgot how deliciously terrible Trump is at NOT incriminating himself.

Bove showing up today at Boston’s Good Trouble rally.

Odd how, if you train an AI to not be “woke”, it becomes bigoted. 🤔🤔🤔

Thank you Mr. Postman. New Hallelujah The Hills just dropped! @ryanhwalsh.bsky.social

Just a reminder that Kash raised money for January 6 rioters, including co-producing a benefit single in which incarcerated rioters sing the national anthem while Trump recites the pledge of allegiance.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Zuckerberg licks his fingers, straightens his eyebrows, and pops an altoid in his mouth before saying “you got this Zuck! You fucking got this!!”

Imagine proposing a system that would serve every kid in this country (no exceptions), fully fund 13 years of nearly year-round support, employ trained professionals to lead the work, and seek to produce a wide range of positive outcomes--from academic preparation to self-actualization. We have it.

Unsalted butter is bullshit.

These people were following the law and went to check in with immigration like they are supposed to. This woman's immigration case was dismissed, which made her immediately undocumented. So ICE took her into custody. The air conditioning was off in the back of the truck. "I can't breathe."

I remain fascinated by the phenomenon of people who are loudly and proudly low social trust *except* when faced with an extremely obvious con

See the movies or don't, read your kids whatever you want, but this self-portrait of a gloating hatemonger is the identity she has chosen.

In the Oval Office, Trump suggested deporting citizens with criminal records. In the court of law, Trump is a rapist with 34 felony convictions.

They’ll pressure a NATO ally to release a sex trafficker and racketeer but they won’t pressure a tiny dictatorship to return a man it’s holding on our behalf, who they admit they sent there by accident

me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...