Nute

🚨 IMPORTANT: If you begin playing Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace at exactly 11:38:48 PM then Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray will say “Ah, Victory” at exactly midnight. Start the new year off right.

Yes the Cenk Uygur ad is antisemitic, yes it is transphobic, but it’s the *interaction effect* between the antisemitism and the transphobia that causes it to give off so many Hitler particles

@camtreblig.bsky.social well it seems we are both going to get to test Carrick Schadenfreude Theory after all

Rays fans realising they're doomed to spend the rest of their lives saying "you know we actually got the tying run to base in the first two games, it was a closer series than it looks!"

8 2-out runs are most in an inning in World Series history and 2nd-most in any postseason inning

Without taking anything away from the MIL pitching, which has been fantastic, three of the top six hitters in the TB lineup tonight are Ryan Vilade, Ben Williamson, and Johnny DeLuca.

BREAKING: Harry Kane humbled to celebrate what he calls “second greatest” honour of his life after his close personal friendship with “a great man, perhaps the greatest man” to whom he plans to donate this award

a weird set of people who only exist online are people who celebrate the defeat of global fascism in every other country and are then horrified and appalled at the idea that they should also be expected to vote for their domestic opponent of global fascism if some of their stances are Problematic

Congratulations to Francisco Lindor of the New York Mets, winner of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award presented by Capital One! 👏

Lula is to my left. Magyar is to my right. And I don’t care in the slightest, because they are the candidates of democracy against autocracy.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Jair Bolsonaro still unsure whether to go for a celebratory trip to the hospital or a consolatory trip to the hospital

Has to be said that a great thing about Lula is he is a champion grade hater

turns out that voting is a very good way to kick right wing authoritarians out of power

Congratulations to the world's new champions of liberty, the...*squints*...Magyars and...*squints again*...Serbs.

These two panels are still basically my reference point for Dick.

Don’t listen to them, Man U!!! He deserves a chance!!!

@menchesterunited.bsky.social Man U. This is Sir Alex Ferguson speaking. Do NOT fire Michael Carrick until he has had a chance to play Roma in the Champions League. <Scottish hairdryer noises>

from Ralston’s 2024 postmortem, on the pitfalls of trying to read the early vote tea leaves from demographics

I imagine it's pretty weird for Arsenal fans to go from 'can never get it done, always choke' to 'an absolute lock for their first back to back titles in 90 years by October and the question is if they can get over the line in the UCL this year' in a few months

we're getting Man U in their first home match of the new manager bounce ffs

@abradacabla.bsky.social you couldn't even give us one lousy point......

the Brewers bullpen has been absolutely absurd this whole postseason. from a quick scan, I believe they've given up *three* runs in the seventh inning or later in ten games; each of these was one (1) run in three different games, and one of those was on the botched DP yesterday!