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David Bowie with ‘ Young Americans ‘. youtu.be/ydLcs4VrjZQ?...

Done.

They write themselves, the jokes.

She is daddy’s dream.

What's up,

Trump's $90 Medicare Bribe showed up in my bank account this morning, after I received his email congratulating himself. A frank bribe in cash. Not a discount on Medicare or Medigap.

His Name On It. #hisnameonit #noai

This is lovely. From a "Central Georgia" company, I suppose I should expect this. So, if you're Alaskan, are you a different nationality from those who are Caucasian? You can probably see Russia from your house...

😎🌵🪴 it's a team effort

The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion

This is how i flirt. (Halloween Edition) (TCB⚡️)

The writers and actors were brilliant

#via Canadian cartoonist Dave Whamond #CanadaSky #USpol

#hisnameonit #noai

Nobody that follows me will make sense of this, but if you geek, the ESP32-CAM looks and works like ass. Just ordered two more Seeed Studio AMB82-Minis, which can _actually_ stream 1080p (I've done it). You're gonna need an RTSP endpoint to watch (VLC?). Don't waste your time on an ESP32-CAM.

Trump wants his name on a building memorializing a slain president. I can imagine a path forward for him.

Mainstream Media, let me tee this up for you for the next press conference: "Director Patel, how many pigfuckers is the FBI planning to hire? This as distinct from cowfuckers, horsefuckers, gerbil stuffers and fish lickers? I assume leather bird-doms and Guinea teasers are a separate category."

@gretchenmenn.bsky.social Following "Levee" with "Immigrant Song", "Kashmir" on YouTube tonight. Really love what you've done with Zeparella (and am wearing my Zeparella Tee ATM). Hope I'll get to see you again in ATL sometime! BTW, a big fan of (late, great) Kevin Gilbert's "Kashmir" - checkitout!

I've heard Grievo is also dropping out of Ed Sheeran's tour as a result of Macklemore's cancellation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=74PH...

Scumscumscumscumscum...

@cwodtke.bsky.social Spotted your post "Disappointed Optimists" on page 1 of Hacker News today! Looked interesting before I checked out the author's name. Excellent post.

@mark-carney.bsky.social Suggestion for you sir, from an American: Why not rename Oklahoma "South Ontario"?

He didn’t change. They did.

Do I really thing I'm the court fucking jester‽ Per Mies: "Less".

😬

If only there had been some indication that Donald Trump was garbage.

"My Hovercraft...is full...of eels."

Often, in sleep, I see the old hall. I see my companions seated beside me. I reach for the hand of a friend long dead, but my fingers close upon winter air. I wake to the cry of the sea and know that memory is a cruel companion.

Trying hard to keep the rule. Difficult some days: "Is it kind?" "Is it true?" "Is it necessary?"

BAD: GOP Sen Jim Banks lying about @abdulelsayed.bsky.social’s positions, falsely claiming that El-Sayed called for open borders and abolishing prisons. WORSE: @kristenwelker.bsky.social letting Banks’ lies go uncorrected. I was able to fact check on Google in 2 min. WHERE ARE HER PRODUCERS?

“Someone is WRONG on the internet.”

When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍

@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social ' ..."Mother, I will assure you, that before I am through with this ugly little thing, everybody in this country is going to know who Mr. ZIP is." And I think most of 'em did. (Laughs.) '

@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social Dad: ' I'll tell you one sidelight on this. I was in Dallas, Texas, and I came back from Dallas on a bus, and stopped in Sumter to spend the night with my Mother. I had a picture of Mr. ZIP, and Mother said, "What is that ugly little thing?" '

@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social OMG, Mr. ZIP! Blowing my cover here, but my Dad named "ZIP Code". You coulda had "Mr. P.O. Zone". Underwhelming, yes.

INTROVERTS assemble! #booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie

First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Two requirements for placing a product on Amazon: 1. Don't speak English very well. 2. Don't show any 11-year-old boys your brand and ask what they think about the name.

The whole point of the Bill of Rights is to protect the only true minority - the individual. It limits the governments power to harm the individual. The whole constitution is designed to limit the governments power.