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Fantasy Football results for Week 7: 6/10 leagues won. Baaaarely survived a guillotine league, made it by 6 points.

I got a new toy and my cat approves

Seven hours of sort-of commercial free football is a lot of football sometimes

Bo Nix has some wheels on him

I’m not going to watch the leaked Mass Effect trailer, there’s enough disappointment and sadness in my life as it is

Well I need some cheering up so youtu.be/SiLvUOItXVI?...

RIP #bioware

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

I think I slept for like 20 of the last 24 hours so how am I still tired

Fantasy Football results for Week 6: 7/10 leagues won. Injuries are staring to take their toll. Davante Adams getting hurt is going to cripple me in like three leagues. Ugh.

I didn’t take any of my medicine today and spent the day writhing on the sofa sweating and wondering why I didn’t feel well, go figure

Fantasy Football results for Week 5: 8/10 leagues won. Almost got chopped in a guillotine league but snuck out at the last second. Wait, did I do a Week 4? Eh, whatever. This isn’t scintillating content.

I’m a few weeks late to the party but Lanterns is way more interesting than I expected it to be

Can’t lose the game if you just delay the game again and again and the game never ends #jaguars

First play of the game is a touchdown AND a fight? Should be a fun game

Guess who’s on the bottom of his guillotine league because the Cowboys forgot how to play football

Work has me seething in rage today, going to take a very therapeutic nap as soon as possible or else someone is getting punched

Thank the sweet zombie Jesus it’s Friday, this week has been a slog

okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling

A very pretty lady complimented my socks because they are purple and have donuts on them

Fantasy Football results for Week 3: 8/10 leagues won. Was almost positioned to win them all, but the Eagles DST suuuucked last night #fantasyfootball

Aww man Mighty Sparrow 😫

Am… am I better at football than Drake Maye

Everyone knew those Nickel City uniforms were cursed #bills

I have to drive to America today and I really don’t want to for variety of geopolitical and lazy reasons

4am thought of the day: how do you change careers

I have to clean my house today and I am considering burning it down for the insurance money instead

Stop what you’re doing and go read this gigantic and constantly devolving account of airline calamity by @sarahjeong.bsky.social

My boss is convinced AI will put us out of a job unless we learn how to use it better than the next guy. He’s probably right, but I think I’d rather jump off the roof than submit to that.

People are bidding crazy money in my guillotine league which is either wickedly short-sighted or an early sign that I’m in danger

Fantasy Football results for Week 2: 8/10 leagues won. Even came in first in an 18-man guillotine league, which is pretty nifty. Well, 17-man, technically. The last guy isn’t there anymore.

Detroit understood what an old-school Thursday night game was supposed to look like and honored tradition. Buffalo treating this like a Sunday is disrespectful.

First play of the first game in Buffalo’s new stadium, Buffalo gets a penalty. This feels right

All I have to do is work and all I want to do is Fire Emblem

Man I can’t wait for Fire Emblem