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Nuke da city

This is my cat Jasper, named after the artist Jasper Johns. He’s also known as Little Buddy, Lunch Box, Jazzy J, Sir Barfs-A-Lot, and of course, Jaz Drive. He’s sixteen so we got him a car

We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby

Elmo is banned from Lincoln Financial Field for throwing batteries at Santa Claus

Shitty kids

Some of the small spot illustrations by Eric Fraser that accompanied the Radio Times magazine’s weekly listings for the BBC’s 1981 radio adaptation of Tolkein’s “The Lord Of The Rings”.

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.

Please I’m gonna cry *chewbacca 🔊*

Ripley and Jonesy ~𝘢𝘳𝘸

Go Lions

Wind keeps bringing random shit to my lawn. Nearest Red Robin is 3 and half miles away

*Ripley voice at the end of Aliens* Look at my PR you bitch!

Putting the Hedy Lamarr cover by the WiFi where she belongs

honey get in here I finally found the right controller for Interstate '76

ESPN really putting in that branding effort over here

We used to make shit in this country

折り紙でカービィちゃん🌸

Check out this van with an epic dragon on it

So Wells Fargo sold my mortgage to another company. This meant I had to setup direct deposit again. I got mad and paid off the rest of my mortgage instead.

Beverly (1969-2009): An intensely bitter before-dinner drink from Coca-Cola, it was made with grapefruit rind. Primarily sold in Italy, it developed a cult following in the U.S. Can still be found on tap at the Coca-Cola museums and EPCOT in Disney World.

出たな!! TwinBee #Konami #ドット絵 #pixelart

Not to be too hasty, but you start to get the sense after seven years of increasingly reactionary editorial choices that maybe you're not witnessing a concatenation of hundreds of incredible coincidences.

Nintendo Cereal System (1988-1989): Each box held two bags of cereal. One, "Super Mario Bros Action Series" cereal, featured fruit-flavored character shapes, and the other, a "Legend of Zelda Adventure Series" cereal, featured berry-flavored shapes.

I’m a stupid asshole

Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"

You also can’t emulate the most important WonderSwan peripheral

I always seem to run into people I know at the grocery store when I happen to to be buying candy, junk food and beer. “Why hello friend! I haven’t seen you in ten years. Yes, that’s me I’m buying garbage right now”

I’ve been feeding this stray tuxedo cat for 5 months now

Hell yeah

field stripping a rifle and putting it back together as a little car

PlayStation controller would not charge. It was spicy pillow time

lol