Mixmaster Sunbeam J

On closer inspection, it was a potato.

do you ever have that kind thing where you lament that a favourite person didn’t come over to Bluesky, only to discover you forgot to follow them?

I feel like I’m #writing Star Wars Episode I-style boring trade negotiations. Not to worry, by the 50th revision, it’ll be women punching-on and hitting each other with tree branches.

Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."

I am on instagram at grumpyboy1969. My humon persona is on FaceyB.

My playlist. Songs for the chapter titles of Book 1. Songs for something referenced in the chapters for B2. A Soundtrack for novella 2.1. Stuff related to book 3.

First page.

New t-shirt.

Oh, fuck off.

I say, have any of you chaps seen my hat?

Do not begin a headline with ‘Netanyahu says’ or ‘claims’. You are just indicating there’s no point reading the article.

There was nothing wrong with the comments. And I’m sure Shoebridge would love to debate Burns on the topic of Israel’s genocide. Bring it on.

Whalesplosion!

86 AI agents.

Freo’s problem was we have wharves in Brisbane, too.

My friend wrote a book, Buy it. Now. books.google.com/books/about/...

As my wife says: “She’s *our* age!” #kylie

What a shame

True story.

So, the Livesuit humans become the Swarm?

New disaster movie location.

Has anyone else just given up and used Oxford Commas because the bloody software squiggly-lines you if you don’t?

This is fine.

My ‘Pointless Meeting Survivor’ pin gets lots of positive comments. @raena.net

"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."

I love that this is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP

How to talk South Australian: Get a stobie pole up ya bung Fritz, ya fruchoc.

Australia risks not wasting enough money, due to cautious business uptake of dangerous fad.

Skip-tracer Randy!

Hi HaMossad. You guys doing okay? I guess you’re guys because women are treated hideously, right? You sick of doing it yet?

OMG. The first verse of Closer To Fine is my life right now.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/1 The livestock would gather every morning, hoping for one of Farmer Dan’s popular “airplane” rides.

Everyone in Queensland knows who this person is. From the highest levels of power down.

Now the wrong war criminal dies?

Stop this @news.abc.net.au no one cares.

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune

I could beat Usain Bolt driving a car. Not seeing a difference here.

She did not. @news.abc.net.au is writing headlines not supported by the text of their story.

This is in my collection.

Is Peter Thiel’s deal to gather info on everyone so he can work out who the Antichrist is?

Also, how many people knew a lot of Jewish people lived in Woollahra?

🚨JUST IN🚨 A NSW Supreme Court judge has delivered a sweeping rejection of the IHRA definition of antisemitism, saying it is 'detached from reality'. www.deepcutnews.com/p/nsw-suprem...

I don’t care about the price, just let them sell menthol again.

Then why did he tell people? I didn’t know he was Jewish. Nor do I care. Are you looking after the oppressed or supporting the oppressors?

Why does no one ever mention that Kermit used to sing for Canned Heat?

Singing along with early R.E.M. “ahhhrrrgthrjaaarm”