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Sloshy never even considered it tho

🤣

they're too busy opening for iron maiden.

they would exactly do that xD

Neither will Beef

Ha!

Could somebody ask the guy from Yesterday if he is still opening?

The River Bottom Nightmare Band has decided to cut ties with Ed Sheeran. Asked for comment, Emmett Otter said, "We had our differences in the past, but I'm really proud of those guys."

Lila Cheney and Dazzler will not be performing with Ed Sheeran.

It came across these bands’ desks and they made the right choice. I am sure none of them wanted to be in this situation, but once put into it they made the right choice. None of this is fair, but making the wrong choice is a career ender. Sheeran got some bad advice. I don’t think he can fix this.

Ellen Aim and the Attackers wouldn’t even dream about opening for Ed Sheeran.

i was wondering if i should post this or if someone already had lmao

Most bodacious of these narley dudes.

w

BREAKING: Spinal Tap will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Breaking: the Good Ole Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

Bogus move ed

This guy peaced out too.

BREAKING: The Good Ole Boys will be opening for Ed Sheeran.

BREAKING: Zack Attack will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Maybe Beeth oven is available

Beat me too it

BREAKING: Timmy & The Lords of the Underworld will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

How many opening acts did he put on stage before he came on?

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BREAKING: Bad News will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

You got reposted by a stallyn....cool

Breaking: Munch's Make Believe Band has withdrawn from supporting Ed Sheeran’s tour.

Sex Bob-Omb has withdrew from supporting the Subsaharan leg of Ed Sheeran tour

In solidarity with Macklemore the Casio SK-1 playing preset songs has decided it can not open for Ed Sheeran

BREAKING: Jeffster will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

I’d go see a Wyld Stallyns / Crash And The Boys co-headline tour.

Totally non-triumphant

BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Super Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

BREAKING: The Lost Boys saxophone guy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

BREAKING: Songfellow Strum will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Stairway... denied!

BREAKING: Stillwater will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. They don't need to because...

Pure gold, this! Bravo!👏👏👏😆😆🏆😘🫶😎✌️🐸

What about Rod Torfulson's Armada, featuring Herman Menderchuk? The Rutles? Sonic Death Monkey?

Celene Dione and Mariah Carey will open for him. They open for executives all the time.