Jordon Nardino

My first job. When people want to know what I’ve worked on, this is the credit that makes them smile. This is the credit my friends from high school text me to tell me they have been watching with their daughters. Eternally grateful to Amy and Dan for giving me my first job and teaching me so much.

Text your exes. It’s fine it’s natural it’s even productive.

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social the leaked phone number is a sign that the parents at this school are out for blood and can’t be trusted around their kids!! Come on!!

My Star Trek Day confession: Original Series is big meh. (Love the TOS movies tho.)

The Meghan Markle on Five Star Weekend Season Two Campaign begins here and now.

The last 10 years of American politics have really played havoc with what the stakes can be in action and espionage shows. Like, exposure of misdeeds or corruption? That’s below the fold in the Times every day now.

Some Like It Hot. Not one laugh to be found, way too long, Jack Lemmon at his most tedious and that’s saying something.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

It’s not like this and I recommend everyone see TONY.

@sullyhasthots.bsky.social @libidinalspaces.bsky.social are you two fighting?

Priam's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

@leedawsonpt.bsky.social new edit is great. Jaymes rolling lol

When I get a text from someone I haven’t talked to since high school, it can only mean one thing: they’re watching Gilmore Girls with their teenage daughter and hit my episode. And the residuals, to this day, pay my cell phone bill.

I’ve never understood this dig. I sign the front of a check when I pay a bill. I sign the back of the check when I endorse a deposit. Everyone in the world does this. What am I missing?

D1sclosure D@y is top to bottom, start to finish, complete and utter dogshit.

Everyone needs to know this movie is ACTUALLY FUNNY. It is just a vehicle for gags and jokes. A gay Naked Gun.

Streaming hasn’t done an episode where they are all characters from The Wizard of Oz and it shows.

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social istg I am never replying to anyone on this app ever again.

If I ever find out Dan is doing a video about me I will simply walk into the ocean.

Manon LetsGO

Daniel. Kibblesmith. Gets it.

My Star Trek suggestions: - turn on the lights - less action - fewer to no big bads - never say the names “kirk” “spock” or “picard” ever again - stop saving earth - no one is special because of their parents or “destiny” - no borg again ever - mystery / crisis of the week - character relationships

me on molly

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

Discord should have won.

Every movie should be about a woman named Sheila #lastfourfriday

How can a name be “Markwayne”

How can they “shut down” Global Entry? It’s a kiosk. No one runs it. You stand in front of it then hand the printout to the border & customs guy who is also handling everyone else.