Joakim Carlgren

We're debating playing skipbo instead of watching Eurovision.

The wifi on this plane is using starlink. Maybe they all do? I now feel a bit dirty.

If we don't get AGP 9 during Kotlinkonf then I'll....be moderately upset.

felt like we could all use a pick-me-up

It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.

@sebastiano.dev only you would know this, but how can I get/use/find the yellow blob emojis? No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember

Out of the many options for navigation in a multiplatform context, what would the obvious choice be if you want something stable and "feature complete"? And are there any of the options which makes navigating "behave natively" on iOS specifically? #cmp #multiplatform

This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.

Driving miss Daisy down to the head office. @hellman.io has been taking meetings for an hour so far, effectively preventing me from playing my shit music. Kinda rude, probably homophobic* *If you saw my playlist you'd understand

I need recommendations for a new song, suitable for repeat listening until the dopamine rewards taper off.

My new year's resolution is to not buy a single thing from Amazon. Killing prime membership as the first step. I'm so grass-roots today

Using the mangle* in our communal laundry** made me realize that there's been little to no innovation, or technological advancement in the 40 years since I last used one. In fact, making it electric just made it more failure prone. *The sheet-flattening thing **Laundry room but with communism

Teaching her card games I've played half my life, and not letting her win. #parenting

Anita Bryant died in December. In case you had not heard. For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.

Hiring ancient developers like myself will ensure your UI scales well enough to encompass accessibility-resized text. Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text. Apps are awful at handling this.

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

I'd like to say I've done loads of CMP the last few days, but in reality I've just done compose in a project with a messier gradle setup. #kmp #cmp

I ate too much again, and now I'm one with the sofa

AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸

I get it Figma, you want to make that money, but how about you don't me if I want dev mode every time I try and open a file?

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

He's bored and restless. Why don't dogs love watching shit TV without pause for a whole day?

Anyone watching Hacks? It's amazing, first show in a long while to keep me entertained. I want Jean Smart to narrate my life and insult my life choices.

First batch of fudge made, from some marshmallow Santa's. Very pink. Next is salt liquorice fudge from ground up "turkisk peppar" #livingontheedgeofdiabetes

Constraint layout is not in #CMP yet. I ❤️ that I spent 15 minutes blaming gradle for not resolving the non existing dependency before doing the bare minimum research.

I don't think there's anyone who has used Bluetooth that would say that it's a nice technology from a user perspective. But why is this such a bad user experience and why has it not been fixed in the 25 years it has been around? The only exception is Apple, so it is possible to get it right.

The low budget PVC Christmas tree just collapsed on itself this morning. Snapped in half, it had enough. I get it though, we didn't really make an effort. They felt less than. The upside is that new PVC trees are on huge sales just before Christmas. More disappointment to come. Stay tuned

Fucking grim.

One of my favourite emoji on our work Slack

Getting a "test-device" from work is great. ✌️ When the "test-device" is a robot lawnmower and you live in a flat, you have to get creative. 🎨 Easy, remove blades to save the dog, and carpets🔪 Hard, use imagination to solve the "gps indoors"-issue 🛰️

💻 If you like your Compose with a side of sizzle, you’ll love our latest VOD with Márton Braun talking Firework. It’s hotter than your laptop on a sunny day! 🌞 https://buff.ly/41ncGau #CodingHeat

Who's tried #nematodes for #gnats or #thrips? I'm at a point in my plant journey where I'm ready to fight the things that eat my plants, with things that eat the things. #philodendrons #aroids #houseplants

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

I have already gained my Christmas weight. What now?

My feed is (guesstimating) 40% software 40% trans (& lgbt+) 20% other, still nice stuff perfect, and a direct result of following more or less the same people from the other place. The other place was 20% software 20% trans (& lgbt+) 60% other, worst dumpster fire of content you can imagine.

Retirement seems great in theory, but what's going to support all those expensive hobbies I tend to end up with? All that free time is going to cost a lot of money.

☝️Foliage spray: Water+insecticidal soap+alcohol -> spray the leaves ✌️Soil treatment: First do a "dunk" with hydrogen peroxide to eliminate any eggs or larva Secondly water with neem-cake water, for some long term treatment Repeat every 3 days for 2 weeks. #pestcontrol #thrips #mites #gnats

Shooting CEOs is probably not a sustainable path towards "free healthcare"* but as a Swede i can only imagine how scary getting sick in America must be, for most of that population. *tax funded

Where's the best pubquiz in Stockholm? Are there any at all? Are there pubs?

A lapdog and some "pepparkakor". Maybe not cheaper, nor better, than therapy. It'll do for now

Confluence must be the worst tool for documentation out there? Every time I want to add a snippet of code, the out-of-the-box support is absolute rubbish. And that's just one of the many shit things. It's been a week