Joe

Used the rest of my leftover cutlets to make one of the best salads I've had in my life - Chicken cutlet - Romaine lettuce - Cherry tomatoes - Sliced dates - Sliced almonds - Balsamic vinegar - Olive oil - Salt/pepper/garlic powder - Honey & sriracha 11/10

You can spot v*becode in a lot of different ways, but of one of the most obvious ways to me are spotting decisions that seem to make a lot of sense on paper, but are just totally impractical. Like, setting an undo button in an application to the "U" key. Of course a computer would think of this

Some more flags (red? I don't know): making UI just a row of buttons, text-transform: uppercase, letter spacing, abusing visual states and animations in some places and completely ignoring them in others, aggressive sectioning and borders

The Gamemaker team somehow decided that "mirror" and "flip" were intuitively different

For the longest time a lot of the questions in the beginner digital music space were things like "Which notes do you guys use?"

Made a chart to articulate my field observations on the matter

For the longest time a lot of the questions in the beginner digital music space were things like "Which notes do you guys use?"

I love being a complete beginner and the concept of apprenticeship but something about digital music is so daunting that it breaks people and starts making them ask if their hammers are hammering nails wrong

They've got ten billion evil guys lined up in front of your home just waiting to enter. Do you let them in? of course, your answer doesn't matter; they're coming in whether you like it or not. And they're going to cause a lot of trouble and break crap and pour warm water all over you and your stuff.

The line wraps three times around the earth. All of them need to be fed and entertained. Of course, if any of them starve, you lose the game. So you have to be careful and watch their hunger meter. The best strategy is to employ a bus-feeding network for continuous, high-speed nourishment.

Baring witness to people unrolling & decompiling evil predatory software is going to be really interesting. Or maybe all the vampire logic only exists on servers. Even so

Not even joking that these two images are responsible for an embarrassing amount of positive mental recourse in my life