Joe Frollo

I knew someone who went to Harvard with him and said the only thing he'd trust Kushner to broker a deal for is cocaine

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

If I’m 15 minutes late for a doctor’s appointment, they make me reschedule and pay for both. I’ve been sitting in the waiting room for an hour. I’m sure I get a rebate or something. The American health system is the best in the world.

Servers at the Cheesecake Factory all over the country are mentally preparing for a night flooded w bad tippers

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

After all, the Bay of Pigs was a resounding success.

he's SO close

Favorite film in haiku: Colliery brass band. The mine's future threatened. She's top half only.

It's not a new trick, they've been doing it for years, you can tell the money spigot's been turned back on any time Jill Stein starts showing up again in your social media feeds

if you vote for any Republican on the ballot this year, then you just don't get the moment we are in. Splitting your ticket at this point only serves to empower the attacks on our democracy and constitution.

Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls

new kombucha girl just dropped

HAHAHAHAHA it's funny because he's suggesting another man is gay, get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsshole

I say we tally up all the times JD Vance has brought up the subject of transgender kids in public and all the times Talarico has brought it up to see exactly which one's hard drive we need to inspect.

the year is 2026. it’s unclear if the white house press secretary knows how to read.

Russia lost data centers - MAGA lost its best and brightest.

Ballgame!

Just 48 hours after closing out Game 4 of the ALDS, Gavin Williams delivered a historic performance, matching Charles Nagy’s franchise record for postseason strikeouts, set in Game 4 of the 1996 ALDS against Baltimore. ⤵️

man, that guy whose administration is live streaming an execution by firing squad is gonna be pissed he didn’t win the nobel peace prize

Six months ago:

White Sox haven’t won a game since this tweet btw

the AI industry is full of people who would automate away playing with a kitten

The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found

is there more than one arizona state

Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.

Holy shit.

To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try

Thought that after W and Trump 45. Never underestimate dumb people.

Historians: What the fuck are you talking about, you insane clown?

Spent $60/month for ESPN+ and MLB package to watch the #Guardians all season. Live in Indy but Chicago games blacked out 3 hours away because of “market.” Now in playoffs, can’t watch Guards-Sox on MLB or local TV. Canceling ESPN+ today and won’t be paying again next year. Great job, MLB.

It is actually completely clear from context clues.

"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."

Steven Kwan starts an incredible double play with a piss missile from LF #GuardsBall

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

post season activated, go Guardians.

Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.