Joe

I'm a cowboy Yessir I am I'm wanted Yessir I am

Facts: Every year, 300,000 spiders crawl into your eye while you sleep

The guy who's been ruining my life

Judge Judy is hot

this game is woke.

sorry, but "Rule" 34 is bullshit. There is porn of less than 1% of all things in existence. No one has ever drawn porky pig getting fucked by uncle sam

I can't believe the notre dame cathedral burned down again

Hiccups are caused by a gnome that gets into your throat and keeps kicking your hic box. Drinking coffee or water will easily scald and drown him.

Grimace is wanted by the international community. Now Barney is my one purple friend

Donkey, four things. Okay? Shut, The,

all of my amazing tweets from my old account are gone. it's like the burning of the library of no one caresia

I don't like the name of the new Zelda game. They should have named it George

joey is in the pocket of big kangaroo

People have been complaining that "In my day, we had to OPTIMIZE our code" since the dawn of computing. Here's a pull quote from 1977. (Source.)

This video is pissing me off to absolutely epic levels.

My big prediction for 2027 is that people are going to start saying "*exits car*"

ronster! oohooheeheeheehee

"Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear" ends on a cliffhanger

Darth Suckis

John Lasseter presents a Brad Bird film Atlas Hugged

PEOPLE/INDY.GIF

I want my I want my skin returned

niggas in this world got claude pro and walk outside smiling and happy that's not right it's just not okay

The Mother 3 Fan Translation was released on October 17 2008, 18 years ago

Nyehh... I'm not suicidal, doc

Skinnamarinky Dinky Dink Skinnamarinky Doo Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuu

Sharon Lois and Bram were poly

I am going to kill one of Popeye's nephews every time I see another person bemoaning the barrier to entry to "indie". YOU'RE the barrier to entry to indie!!!

Hello. I am the CEO of Indie. They pay me per line, so, make yourself comfortable! You know, for too long, men have made indie cartoons. It's beacause their sexest.

youtu.be/kFFD_r-0DsA

Nyehh, here doc... hold dis a minute

Do I dare disturb the universe? Yes. Because it's who I am

You wanna fanta?

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast But my family and I disassociate from anyone who butters the wrong side of their toast