"fart"

If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip

i hope its not too late to get in on this. i made several posts making fun of his nocturnal penile tumescence sensor. he wears a sensor to log his boners in the night. i want him to email everyone about his doodle tracker !!!!!!

Look at Yuko !!!!!!! She had a little bit of whipped cream it made her entire week

this is one of the corners of the Crazy White Boy Compass

talked a lot of shit until i got close then it stopped. thats right

wwhen i was in japan earlier this year at a train station there was a little security robot roomba type thing that was stuck between the wall and a pole or whatever and it was repeating something in japanese and then would say in an american voice "SECURITY ROBOT... UNHAPPY"

My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

filmed myself doin gthe hannibal lecter "fftftftftttftftft" earlier while testing something and accidentally opened the video just now while trying to pay for something with my phone 👍

aliexpress is marketing "edc fidget spinners" to me. i think if the world ends and im with some prepper who dumps out his little emergency bag full of fidget spinners that means we're gonna fuckin die

forgot the word ketosis and said i think im going through phimosis and now its a whole fuckin thing

watching this is like being waterboarded. one day i will be tough enough to get throuhg a full one

a simple little gam eif you like machine buildy type games is "mars first logistics" where you build different mars rovers to deliver items around. i saw its on sale and i got some hours out of it. well thats my "gamer update" for today

Please look at Yuko !!!!!!!!! now!!!!!!!

i wish there was a weepy horny favstar guy on here to post "The supreme court is just the regular court with sour cream on it. Now please #FollowFriday these amazing gals:" then he would get yelled at amd turn his profile pic to a black circle and his display name to "Gone" and leave for 4-6 days

the series finale of this era was the discovery that the guy "Home Halfway" was running a puppet account pretending to be a long covid suffering sex worker just to slide into group DMs it was the perfect swan song to the decade that was the online accountability telenovela of Twitter

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

quitting while he was a head

im more of an apl.de.ap guy

you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast

Yuko the pug #Yuko

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min

reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away

just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍

Starting my day making some art.

the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice

Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world.

Today is the only day you can repost this..

everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....

I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text .

We have come to the cbd today to enjoy the nice weather.

they got my ass. im doing the e40 noise

its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down

you know how pandas had trouble reproducing so someone had the idea to make panda porno and then show it to the pandas. would've been real weird around the office if that didn't work

This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup

早く僕のバーガーキングを作って。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please build a Burger King for me soon.

Babe #critterposting

Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer

We ride the bus 🙂

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