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Or… maybe I spoke too soon on Whit playing it straight. 🤦‍♂️

So I Married An Axe Murderer for tax purposes

Good morning election workers. May your spoileds be few, your challengers amiable, your pens unleaky, your lines short, your bagels warm, and may all your signatures be legible.

Watching Ronaldo miss sitters will never get old, in a way his anti-aging efforts can never accomplish.

Make a buddy show where it’s Bobby Tré from Cross and Amos Burton from The Expanse. I don’t just mean those two actors, I mean those two characters.

Listen. I’m no expert on basketball, and certainly not on the pro game. But it seems like shooting might be important. Note to my Pistons for next year. Or ever.

was once New Amsterdam.

I just turned nine again. mgoblog.com/content/nati...

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@billsimmons.bsky.social Worst first date movie (referenced but not reviewed) on Rewatchables: I Spit On Your Grave. I’ll see your Deathwish and raise you.

PA-08 is ranked Lean Republican. But Democrat Paige Cognetti might flip it blue. Incumbent Rob Bresnahan (R) ran for the House in 2024 on a vow to end congressional stock trading. He became one of Congress’s most prolific traders. (Unlocked article) www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/o...

New low for Tom Izzo Eats His Liver time. They seem determined to leave with a Michigan player’s ACL.

Feels like a darn shame neither of today’s NFL games are being played in this storm. Lame.

more and more people are saying fear is the mind killer. folks, the people they—and by the way, very bad deal for the Bene Gesserit, very unfair for the Reverend Mother Superior—there's a box. you put your finger in there. just one finger [makes squished face] not me. i wouldn't feel the pain

Fixing the uniforms fixes this, right? No more black jerseys, please.

As a man of Connecticut, I am always happy to see Donny Marshall on the call. But I refuse to believe Connor Onion is anyone’s real name.

Kudos to Trent Green for highlighting the notion that the only non-sickos watching this Giants-Raiders game are the players on the field, and to the camera operator and broadcast director for serving up a shot of Geno looking up from his back on the turf as Harlan touts his leading the NFL in INTs.

I’m not especially enamored with Matt Campbell as a potential Michigan HC, but I am 100% here for the lolz of that mess.

I know people want Michigan to schedule tougher nonconference games but I'm trying to get my football work done the week of The Game so I can spend time with my family on Thanksgiving so a blowout over some overmatched WCC team was just the thing tonight.

In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.

This is what happens when you say Highlander 2 isn’t cannon. We lose the important social lessons of a great work of art. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

To the starving man, the toasted is the greater Mitzvah, as cooked meat is of more value to him than a lamb. To the neighbor in poverty, the untoasted is the greater Mitzvah, as a share of a living lamb may, by his labor, fill his table when it is most needed. Food is life, and life is good.