frannie 🦀

Microdosing stolen valor by silently believing that certain fireworks are going off in honor of me

4th of Poo-Lie

ARGHRHGRHEHEHEGHEGRGEH Okay now i have your attention... Hi. Umm. Nevermind. I got shy...

Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬

This is now canon.

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

that is such a curious cat over there... OH NO!

slow and steady wins the race nah not fucking taking a nap mid race wins the race

roz is so mother here

this goes soo fucking hard

GOD im on fire... im kind of a blue sky baby kinda!

can you imagine having a phobia of diagnosises it would be like i have undiagnosed diagnosis phobia

Is it really possible for a girl to smoke weed

i hate trams but i love trains i am a terf tram exclusionary railway fan

Ordering an UberXXX (deeply sexual car)

Hi guys (i just fell out of my car as it was moving and it crashed into a wall and im acting like everythings all good)

now im sucking his dick, most certainly while he's playing Yiik, a post modern rpg

i got friction burn on my dick like ow it stings got my shit fucked up like gus fring cant jack it for a week but heres the thing that aint a problem, im a no fap king