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Joe Tessitore is the best announcer when a home team is getting upset because he treats it as though a fictional president has been kidnapped

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I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.

please share or donate if you feel comfy. it would mean the world to me. ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/f52589292

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

new all-time FIFA men's World Cup career own goals leaderboard 1. Mohamed Hany, Egypt (2 own goals) 2. 65-way tie (1 own goal)

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

I’m just a Squirtle No Tat 6’0 male looking for a Bulbasuar 1 tat 5’3 female in this crazy world

This is incredible

Watching all the pals be so creative on Tomogatchi ( I know I know) makes me happy to see them get to spend time doing thing they are good at and have fun (just watched too many tik tok hopecore edits, emotional instability activated)

So ripping cards is fun

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

it's a tight game but this is certain the team that goes woke first will win

Wanted to thank everyone again for the fun stream this past weekend. Below is the donations made to the charities that I chose. All love to the pets and the immigrants that help make this country great.

Truly felt like an actual streamer tonight. I get it now.

Happening now! Forgot to post

Need to pull about 40 autos tomorrow to get over this loss

NEVERMIND Sunday back on the menu friends. 6 PM CST. Two wonderful charities. Praying for the big one. Hope to see you there

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

May have made one of the dumbest purchases in awhile. But it’s gonna be so funny when I unveil it on stream in 3 weeks 😎

Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help

I get why people love streaming now. I’ve only done it a few times and I have always said I couldn’t do as a job. But after tonight, I get the rush. Even with all the negatives of today’s streaming landscape, I see how ppl continue to hit the start streaming button

Soon 🤔

This is tonight! Gonna start in roughly four hours

1 Week from tonight. October 15th. 8PM EST/7CST. We are cracking open these boxes and a special pack close to my heart. Feel free to check out at twitch.tv/johncheetos

Gonna stream tonight in 90ish minutes. Doing another test for the opening but let’s open one box (👀) of football cards as a treat and then going to maybe do the Sunday crossword puzzle. 🧩

So let’s say I chose Oct 15th as the date for some card openings on stream. Y’all down? 😎

Firefighters are so cool man

Would anyone care to watch me open $100 baseball and football packs on stream one day in October? 🥺

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

If Army loses we’re absolutely blaming Pete Hegseth

Forgot to reskeet this! We having fun! Come see

I don’t think things are going very well right now

btw you don't have to hear a single critique about protesting from people who won't ever change shit or do a thing to fix shit

I want to talk about Andor right now! But it’s 2 AM

Sinners got of them spots next February. 9 left