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Me to that Massachusetts bar

Actually they put him in the Tenet machine from the movie Tenet and he walked backwards on to Air Force One

What color is the boathouse at @bloodwork.show ?

Demme Manchurian Candidate enjoyers rise up

Marine your job is to guard the motorcycle show at pedophile hq. No you can’t watch

Head VI by Francis Bacon

Mr. Vice President, the vote is tied. What is your decision?

Look at me like a human boy!

Don Delillo, Libra

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

A joke only @hkesvani.bsky.social could appreciate

Mauriceville, TX

I think he wants to write a book as part of the usual campaign launch, but he’s too scared to say anything about current events

Very close to a classic @davidjroth.bsky.social tweet about trump announcing a series of large numbers

Please don’t take my lack of posting on recent events as a sign that I don’t care - understand that I’m carefully studying everything that’s transpiring and won’t be issuing any statements until I’ve arrived at the worst possible opinion

Me when Charles Parnell shows up in Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning

Salute to cloudflare for crashing discord to prevent a million posts of the Rest In Piss Bozo gif

Me when I’m depositing a check at City National Bank and Neil McCauley walks in

I get that Fallon is a bad dude, but you gotta give him credit for one of the iconic images of this time

This right here is why I’m not a good poster.

this is how i feel when i go with my wife to one of her work things

as a gifted child i feel unfairly pressured to perform on this website. and it's your fault