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Can't help picturing this as Faisal Islam getting a call saying "We know what you did last summer and we suggest you keep a lid on any stories about HSBC."

The latest effect of that time I made a random trivia note post on Twitter and accidentally created the pro wrestling Grand Slam.

It takes two pebbles.

If she was still PM in 2040, I'd probably give it a go.

I see a lot of people have hot takes on Lula winning the Brazil election on 51.59% in a two-horse race. I wonder how many of those hot takes would stand up to 0.8% of the population having voted differently.

Not quite sure my Google News Feed is working properly.

I've seen Worcestershire's ground. The last thing they need is A Hose.

Join my oven clock support group today at 2pm (3pm)

Something broke win my relationship with America when Trump launched his first campaign by explicitly proposing a ban on any Muslims entering the country and it didn't immediately end his political career on the spot.

That's... not how it works.

Surely that was the point? Why would they be releasing people early if they didn't need to fill the freed-up space?

This is true, though that's a screenshot of the bit with a wooden goblet. The bit with Brian Maxine's title belt was earlier in the show.

Well, I was interested in "32 amateurs try to beat Luke Littler in a game of 501" till I realised "amateurs" means "woman who made the finals of the men's world championships" and "world youth champion".

AI never gives you the full story.

Oh you have to be kidding me:

Bit hard seeing as their last show was two years ago.

No standing charges on gas bills is lovely and all but after just spending [ouch] on solar panels which required spending [oof] on roof replacements, no standing charges on electricity would be much more helpful.

This tweet single-handedly justifies the existence of these normally tiresome games

I think we’ve found the headline of the year.

After hearing about the bloke who parked in every bay at Lidl I resolved to use every urinal at the Utilita Bowl during the cricket season. On the last day in September I think I finished the task but I didn't log it all in an excel so I'll never really know.

In a hot chocolate chain which has 33 varieties and may have run out of inspiration when they described their house blend as having "chocolatey flavour notes".

An economic migrant speaks.

I'd like Man City to be thrown out of the Premier League and their results from this season stricken from the record books. Partly because it's the right thing to do, but partly so I can search and reply to every single one of their fans who posted the words "null and void" in Spring 2020.

Just catching up with the Observer on All Out which rates two matches at five stars and three others at 4.5, then casually noted that obviously it wasn't as good as the top four AEW PPVs this year.

Amazing news from the auction house just down the road from me: they have sold the actual Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies for £15,000.

Antiques Roadshow on Sunday apparently has some Brian 'Gold Belt' Maxine memorabilia.

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This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

News, newsier, newsiest

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth