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Harvey Price time then. In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.

Oooh. Now you’re talking. I think this is the best album from the golden run.

As sampled by Fatboy.

Only found out Madonna was on backing vocals the other night.

It’s a cover, but you know that.

The last instance of record companies throwing an orchestra at northerners. I love this one.

Posting to catch our fellow insomniacs. This offer ends on Friday. And that’s that: if you haven’t ordered by then, you won’t get a book. If you’ve been putting off ordering… well, time’s almost up.

Well done Harry Kane! #ballondor

I thought you might like to see Archie.

I hope Harry Kane gets another nice cake to celebrate.

Curtains for Zoosha.

You know ‘Last One Laughing’? Are you mean to watch it and be hideously embarrassed by them pretending to hold in laughter at some of this lame shit? I just saw a clip of *famous name searcher* doing a bit and the orange juice in my stomach nearly curdled with the cringe of it all.

Whenever I see footage from the fifties, sixties or seventies, I think that they all look like they stink. Even The Beatles.

This dude. On BBLB, runners were told not to be alone with him. Not “don’t be a sexual predator, Russell”, no. “Runners, don’t be alone with him”.

Is this all this fucker does? Write both letters?

Considering the edit jobs that we’ve seen lately, this is frankly bizarre. No to t-shirts and badges, but yes to thumping the Trump drum in the Daily Mail? Come on.

I can give you thirty bullet points about each of my cats without consulting AI, let alone a human child.

I’m fifty, and I was taught in metres and centimetres and feet and inches. Sometimes I understand pounds and ounces and other times I understand kilos. Why both is so terrible, God knows, but we have to fight some culture war.

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I have bitten the bullet and I am going to the doctor. Ten days of this shit is enough.

I’ve just realised how “kneel before Zod!” the cover is!

Lenny Kravitz had been listening to his Spector records.

When Jimi sings “it’s that same old dizzy hang up” there’s a horn line in the background and it is tremendous.

This mix is amazing.

Biscuit time.

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

I have trapped the stray cat in again. He’s scared, but it’s better to be scared and protected and warm than scared and unsafe and freezing.

Tell me something nice that’s happened to you today.

I’m not a fan of Bournemouth at all, and I think the ‘plucky lovely little Bournemouth’ narrative is bollocks, for the most part, BUT it is amazing that a club that nearly died in living memory has beaten AC Milan and is about to win at Old Trafford within four days.

We’re all still looking for answers for the ecocide that happened on our shores and in our waters. Please donate and share if you can to help the North East Fishing Collective get answers. #StrippedTees #AllRiversSpill #TruthWillOut

Why watch Kuensserg? You know what she is and what her agenda is and on top of everything else, she’s just bad. A bad faith interviewer who toadies and grins at those she likes and plays sixth form journalism with those she doesn’t. See also Chris Mason. It’s desperate what’s happened to BBC News.

In the Guinness Book Of Hit Singles, it describes Five as a superior boy band.

Being fair, if I understood it correctly, there was quite a kick at the end of that film.

there's a Maine Coon kitten named Erebus Anomaly. he's in Wisconsin. he recently received recognition for having more toes than any other documented living cat. 29 toes. that's an awful lot of toes. like, wtf. i'm over here expected to make do with 10 toes, like some kind of schmuck.

I’m watching ‘The Family Way’. I do like a sixties film where not much happens.

Dale Winton - the face of Britpop. Turns up in that Sleeper video Appears in Trainspotting

The latest trick of the Reach/Trinity Mirror websites is to have a premium option and a regular option and include a glitch with makes the website think that every story is a premium story.

Looking like a good day for the Boro.

Blimey. That’s quite the thing.

@fleurkenstein.bsky.social Happy birthday. I hope the other band members have got you nice gifts.

You mean the Met Police received some information years ago about a proper wrong un and failed to act on it, and then the wrong un went on to commit more crimes? Not the Met! I won’t believe it! I mean, this is exactly what happened to me, but they wouldn’t do it twice!