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Melania: I naver had a relationshep weeth Jaffrey Apstein *pulls off mask* Melania: Because I arm Jaffrey Arpstein

it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke

Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.

The art of the soundtrack as mix tape (The Crow, Tank Girl, Cruel Intentions) has been replaced for tracks written for the movie or just orchestral scores and I hate it. I want B-sides from every popular band on soundtracks. I want someone curating it to put crazy combinations together. I miss it.

The perfect phrase for Shirley's fake journalism

If I had the Epstein Files I'd leak it to Marisa Kabas

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL