Dr Johnny Milkshake

“When we get hungry we eat the same fucking food…the ramen noodle.” Top 10 lyrical line in any song ever.

[the guy from the band Cake voice] we are posting our cringe we are having bruh moments

Power is an absolute beast

Just housed a pint of ice cream, ama.

This Eagles Panthers game is painful

Suck it, Leafs!

Noah Östlund is the Sabres best center.

Sounds like a home game

Go Bills

today is the only day you can post this

Plowmaster43?

Ellis in net? Please, for the love of god make it so.

Ellis deserves the next game #sabres

Well, that was some bullshit. #sabres

Maye

When you’re listening to a playlist on random and Jesus Just Left Chicago comes on: 🤘

Sammy!

My daughter has reached the age where instead of coming to asking me a question or whatever, she will just text me from the adjacent room.

Some recent work

So yeah, civilization is collapsing in on itself, but at least I got to watch Josh Allen for a bit.

Go Bills

Learned about the Silicon Valley rationalists today and whoo-boy… It’s just scientology for tech dorks, but also somehow even stupider.

The Low End Theory is fucking timeless. Such a perfect album

Just watched a squirrel fall out of a tree (it’s fine). Didn’t know they could do that.

Videos of Pandas wiping the absolute fuck out is my new favorite thing.

Gmail is now giving me automatic ai summaries of my conversational emails with my friend of 30+ years. Love this place.

It would be pretty cool if cats had opposable thumbs

Apologizing to the spider whose web I have walked into three different times today.

In the immortal words of Peggy Hill: “He married his daughter, Hank!” Me, anytime someone brings up Woody Allen.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

My Achilles heel is watching any show/movie where Sean Bean has a sword.

@bytimgraham.bsky.social not an FCC violation, btw.

I’ve seen more people at open mic poetry readings

The air is swamp

I really always thought it would be a lot harder to get through life as dumb as these people are. How has he not gotten his head stuck in a jar or something yet?

Viggo me

Buffalo booing the absolute shit out of Bieber. Love my hometown