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I'm a little okay with the Orion Syndicate since D'vanna Tendi's little sister runs part of it.
I disavow the Dominion, the Borg Collective, the Terran Empire, the Ferengi Commerce Authority, the Pah-Wraiths, the House of Duras, the crew of the Botany Bay, the Orion Syndicate, Section 31, the Tal Shiar, and Dr Chaotica.
I'm 90% sure he could just wait a bit and find her at a lesbian bar.
The Flash battles an alien who is disguised as a bad-ass Roller Derby Girl and plans to destroy the Earth. On his way to visit his hippy friends in a commune, Kid Flash discovers a local millionaire is killing people with cheap, chemically treated poultry. - The Flash #211, Dec 1971
You should consider playing Ultima 4. It's free on GOG and the first CRPG with a plot other than "kill things and get treasure to fight the Dark Lord Whatshisface." Instead your goal is to become a fantasy land's Jesus-Bhuddha. Character creation is a series of moral dilemma questions.
Majuular's Ultima Retrospective - especially the recent UO episode - is approaching levels of importance beyond itself. I'm not sure a video series like this has ever made me feel this way about a bunch of games I've never played or ever will play.
NGL, one of my first critiques of the RE movies was "These would be so much better if they were about normal people trying (and mostly failing) to survive this awful shit instead of supersoldier supercops (and Paul W. S. Anderson's supermodel, supersoldier superwife)."
The "I'm mad about Resident Evil because it doesn't have enough game lore" guys are so funny. Are you not aware that the game lore is terrible?? I thought we all were playing these games for the gameplay and then just barely tolerating the cutscenes
I mean, she's probably not wrong about that. I mean the choice is probably "Well, you can play Rogue in the MCU for the next ten years or show your boobs while getting murdered in horror movies for less money."
I do wonder if actors on the verge of breaking out (like Inde Navarrette) make the calculation that it’s best to take that superhero money and sign away 5 or 10 years because they will probably be able to make whatever career choices they want after that.
You were lucky. I'm still on X. I got spoiled by posts like "Someone explain the inconsistency of [thing explained in the movie to the people who spared half an eye away from their phones to watch the movie]"
New Spider-Man was excellent. It's not going to change your mind if you're way past sick of superheroes but damn, they're still making some good ones of these. I somehow made it in completely unspoiled on who the villain was and I wouldn't have gotten it in 100 guesses so that was pretty cool.
Remember. This is Trumpworld. Invent the robot they'd actually invent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ng...
"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."
No idea where it's from but I recall a quote to the effect of, "The best defense is a good offense. And the best offense is a good defenestration." Not sure why throwing someone out a window is the "best" offense, but I'll go with it.
Proud to have worked the word 'defenestration' into a Star Trek article. Still remember some of the old high school Latin.
Still amazing Blade was cancelled. There's a badass black dude wearing shades and an overcoat. He kills the shit out of vampires. One vamp want to do Something Really Bad. Blade kills his way through other vamps to get to that guy. Movie done.
Lot of Internet People™️ are convinced Marvel’s gonna announce the new X-Men cast today. Is it possible? I guess. Would they announce the cast of a movie we won’t even get to watch for another five years? Ask Mahershala Ali.
I want to say 2073. I remember doing some editing for a guy doing a take on the Universal film monsters starting with Dracula from 1931 and the copyrights last 96 years.
I don't know when Star Wars becomes public domain, but fuck it. If I'm still alive, I'm gonna do the story where none of that shit happened. Anakin and Padme stayed together, raised Luke and Leia, they were a family, and we'll see what happens from there.
I want to see for Evie Templeton doing a live action version of her game character. Meanwhile, I refuse to believe RtSL is the worst movie when this exists: www.imdb.com/title/tt0295...
Just starting Return to Silent Hill and it's already the worst movie that has ever existed.
You can say it when telling someone else to piss off, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG7d...
I recognize that it's low on the list of the poor choices made in "Encounter at Farpoint," but I've always hated that Riker ends his conversation with Groppler Zorn (ugh, that name) by saying "good morning." I don't care if it's the 24th century, you do not say "good morning" when you're leaving.
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He said he'll break my legs if I dont get twenty people to repost this. And I need my legs. For walkin' Please help. #StarTrek
This is the first parody song where the algorithm has done me dirty and is painfully underperforming compared to the previous more recent ones. So if you didn’t know this came out, give it a watch! I’m very proud of it 🖖🏼😊 youtu.be/jvEJSlV9Tbc
ive been going through moby dick ten chapters a week and through the middle of the book its been 5-8 chapters of whale and whaling facts and then 2-4 chapters of visceral gory action and a final chapter consisting of ahab saying some of the coolest shit imaginable pretty regularly
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Bluesky is dying?! Really? Repost if you're still actively using Bluesky and not posting on X. www.spectator.co.uk/article/blue...
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