Jonathan Cutt

@h1twom4n.bsky.social

I denounce pineapple on pizza. Just getting this out there nice and early, with no context and without being asked just in case I was mistaken for a pineapple sympathiser.

I like how AI has the world’s data at its fingertips and yet all the even posters/advertisements people generate with it all look the same.

See, #bluejays? All you need to do is score runs. Makes baseball much easier.

FREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!! #afl #fremantledockers #grandfinalbaby

#bluejays *COUGH*TRADEHOFFMAN*COUGH*

Say what you want about soccer players, but no other improv group can turn a slight tickle on the ankle into a body blow from Muhammad Ali as unconvincingly as they can.

#bluejays starting pitching terrible out of the gate yet again

You throw a party, but hold an event. Make up your mind.

#bluejays looking more Blue Jaysy tonight!

#bluejays Thanks, Corbin. I can go do something else now.

#bluejays Horrible decision to send Sanchez there. Outfielder had the ball in his hands before Sanchez touched first base. Wtf.

#bluejays Yesavage… absolute collapse

#bluejays SCHNEIDER. ENOUGH. DO NOT PUT HOFFMAN ON THE MOUND IN THE 9TH. EVER.

#bluejays omfg Voth is just horrible

#bluejays hitting well against a very good pitcher… just imagine if Scherzer gave them a better start.

#bluejays not good yet again Hoffman

@bluejays.com You guys are killing me. Painful to watch at the moment.

Fucking hell, Hoffman.

@bluejays.com Please start mirroring your other social network feeds here on Bluesky. Thanks.

If you have a YouTube channel and present to camera wearing Meta Ray-Bans, I have already discounted what you are about to say.

Yamamoto too good today. Dodgers punishing a few mistakes. Fair play.

To the Mariners fans that continued to boo Springer after getting hit in the knee, this one is dedicated to you. #maybenextyear

No one wants to win this game, it seems. #tigersatmariners

Great day for a Yankee spankin’.

Red Sox choking.

I think it’s time for @ign.com to make a ranked list of the Top 50 IGN Ranked Lists. Which list would you have as #1?

www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/fundraiser/j... Doing this to myself this year. Good excuse to get fit. We all know people who’ve had mental ill health if not also ourselves. Essentially 12 pushups per hour for 12 hours each day. Doesn’t sound too bad if you break it down like that.

*fingers crossed*

My cat Moose

Everybody cut

Sad trombone: Bb, A, Ab, G

Conservatives about to hit CTRL+P on those Make Australia Great Again hats…

I wonder when planking will be cool again…

Cancelled.

Name a solid food that’s better as a fluid. I’ll go first. Cheese.

Fuck off let me have it

Man pisses in pool then complains the pool has piss in it. More at 5.

Not into the super colourful Christmas stuff.

To give you an idea of how popular I was in high school, I once gave a 10-minute detailed presentation on how Diddy Kong Racing was superior to Mario Kart 64. I still stand by that presentation, it must be said.

@bsky.app please add the option to report AI generated drivel

When people say they “ deactivated their Twitter account” recently, it’s a clear sign they were there far longer than they should have been. It hasn’t been Twitter for a very long time, and I don’t just mean the name.