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I'm not sure how it's possible, but David Gray's neck antics are worse than I remember #totp

He's going to come round your house to check if your kids smell of hammers #totp

The two games that got me through one of the most difficult parts of my life were Virtues Last Reward and Patapon 3. And tonight, almost at exactly the same time that Ratatan launched, Uchikoshi starts teasing a new Zero Escape. I think I've broken the matrix or something

Nelly Furtado's slander of the avian community has gone on for long enough

So 39 years a fan. Christ that makes me sound ancient

This is why you don't put people up on a peddle stool

I'm a sucker for flashback episodes that recontextualise the whole show. Hats off Blue Lights. You got me

A very succinct breakdown of why our local MP is our local MP

Remind me of a sign we saw once at Windmill Hill Farm in Bristol "DO not feed the animals, even if they are begging for it"

A very real prospect that without this chap, we'd never have had Bowie. Or at least, not in the form that he became

One of the teachers did a bit about how shellsuits were the literal spawn of the devil and now banned and we were not to call bumbags bumbags because that was rude, and they were henceforth only to be referred to as funbags, which, if anything, was worse.She was alright until she fell off a horse

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

shirtless before god yell about cocain

Blimey O Reilly, start of October is a hell of a lot sooner than I was expecting

I see a Cycling Discourse is happening again. In the old days on Twitter, I had run-ins with racists, nutty American evangelicals, homophobes and death cult dickheads. Never had anything like the level of abuse andhatred as I got when I suggested cyclists use the road,not the fucking pavement.

Get - and I mean this wholeheartedly - the fuck in!!!!

Caught up with the last series of Slow Horses. Really interesting to see how they're doing the adaptation, slipping bits in to show that Coe was psych without actually touching Nobody Walks (surprised they didn't given it would have made a fantastic 90 minute film)

Ok, I don't know who's pitching, or planning to, but if anyone is reading this, can we please, please have Tom Brooke

"A box?" "A big, blue one"

Someone called Britney, someone's nicked her homework #totp

Guys, even if you've got the save data from the demo, I beseech you , play #onimusha from the start or you'll never understand how much of a chaos imp Musashi actually is

Bloody hell this is dark #dawnwalker

"nah mate, you can't stick a spike on your helmet"

Bloody hell, I thought the drought over here was bad

Guys, if anything ever needed it, this needs an old school point-and-laugh

Look, I don't get cross about many things, but blokes British, it's spill the BEANS

Reddit gets it sometimes

"I've waited more than 60 years for this, you ginger bitch..."

Since they always go in threes, the third one needs to be a proper shitter to balance it out a bit

Come on, this is taking the piss now

Well that's an absolute shitter

I'm going to shut up about it in a minute, but I can't overemphasise how much hearing Lady Stardust as a 16 year old kicked the arse out of my idea of how gender works

Also, hands up for a world where the record company says "mate, your album doesn't have a single" and you go away and write Starman overnight and they go "yes this is a hit"

If anyone wasn't sufficiently convinced of Ronson's brilliance, that riff on Andy Warhol is just bonkers

As much as I don't care for Rick Wakeman's other stuff, he kicked the absolute arse out of Hunky Dory

I sometimes wonder how so many people born in the late fifties, who came into the 70s with Bowie feathercuts, who listened to his albums and watched his performances, ended up growing into such cunts

When did men coming out in their vests become a thing? Like actual white going under your primary school uniform vests???

The face when your 11 year old has watched so much Bargain Hunt that he can accurately hallmark a bit of silver