Jonny

Bluesky a band. Block Party

How is it possible to have high speed WiFi in a plane, yet it is not possible on UK trains?

On a work trip Leeds to Birmingham: "Great I can do a bit of work on the way down without being disturbed" UK cellular networks: "We can make sure you don't get disturbed"

Seinfeld and Frasier to me are like LIDL and ALDI. I know they're different yet my brain treats them as a single entity.

Cliffy Byro

Improving your Monday morning with this Bearded Tit. You are welcome. 📷️ @ronpon22.bsky.social

Crazy to think that if only the museum had converted these into #NFTs, they'd still have the paintings /s www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...

Wake up guys, you're missing this! #Gymfluencer #RunningTwat

Ok I tried being nice, but c'mon guys!? These holes are filled are they?

Was in Sainsbury's tonight where a lad was whizzing about the aisles on a DIY e bike. None of the staff were bothered. Did my civic duty and said "I'm not sure you're meant to be riding that inside", to which he replied "Erm, yeah I think I am" and promptly whizzed off again. All a bit surreal tbh

Just put a spoonful of sugar in my instant coffee tin, how's your day going?

Think I might have found the final push to get over the inertia of booking a doctors appointment for my very own referral.

"Today I'm going to have the most productive day EVER!" is how my brain felt this morning. Let's see how long I can ride this for.

James Webb Telescope? Pah! #SolarEclipse

Got tradespeople in, doing trades. Amazing to see them just doing their thing, that they're experts in. Nothing fazes them, they just get stuck in. Because they know their job and have the skills to pay the bills. Anyway. Be nice to tradespeople. Get them a cuppa. And biscuits.And a nice cold drink

Latest from the "We are definitely a serious party"

Being on holiday is great and all, but there's something to be said for the muscle memory of knowing exactly where the tea bags, mugs and the switch for the kettle are without looking.

This definitely seems like a strong endorsement

Why is the American squad called the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

A standoff just occurred here

Getting what3words vibes from this takeaway menu

Sack her, bin her policies, eject her into the outer darkness. The worst case of Home Office brain I’ve ever seen

Tell you what I love. Those adverts where the person pretends to be talking to a smart speaker. Need more of those types of ads.

So apparently windows can spontaneously explode when they get too hot. Who knew?!

Listening to the musicality of variable speed hammer drills and wondering if anyone has composed a piece with them. The SDS Symphony Orchestra

Currently part way through getting a partial garage conversion to a 'utility / home office' and all I can think of is how this might feature in a future #DuvetKnowItsChristmas skeet to @rhodri.biz

Working in IT, it's so frustrating to see so many great / hilarious names & usernames whilst being professionally bound to never discuss them publicly (for obvious reasons. )

Nigel Farage fails to quash 'he's an actual reptile' rumours

this is british culture. whenever anyone asks show them this. its settled.

If we can extend this to drinks, I'd vote for Whisky. Do I want to drink expensive soily water? No I do not. It tastes better if you add a bit of non-soily water? No it does not!

My daughter has essentially taught herself to crochet watching YouTube, which ironically means she now spends much less time on 'screens' and more time with wool and crochet hook in hand. This sledgehammer to crack a nut approach is a real shame for all the good educational content out there.

An enterprising teenager is vibe coding a new app called YouWhat as we speak, serving YouTube videos over WhatsApp

Can I just say that after paying over £500 to get planning permission to put a window in my garage so I can use it as an office, I'm over the moon at the thought of paying the same again to make sure it meets building regs 😩

Condemning riots isn't enough. We need policy action, including an immediate appraisal of X as a vehicle for coordinating far-right disorder. And we need political leadership, to challenge white nationalism as an idea, not to validate it daily and then complain when it turns violent.

I appear to have picked entirely the wrong weather to decide to swap my watch to my left wrist.

Took longer than Duke Nukem Forever

Just did a pub quiz where the extra challenge was hearing the questions.

british fan chat

What number did you end up being this weekend? 🥵

Colleague shared a lovely note on the intranet about his Hajj experience and it was so full of love, peace and joy that... well, "Be excellent to each other" was the message I took from it.

Well up for this but... how many by-elections will it take for him to actually get a seat? Imagining a scenario 2 years from know where the last Labour MP has finally stepped down, Burnham has got in on a pity vote, we've got a massive Reform majority, with a new Labour leader in charge of...himself

Pink Stuff, obvs

Feeling a bit dazed, like the day after Brexit referendum. Like these Reform voters can't all have been misled. There really is a big chunk of my fellow countryfolk who were just looking for someone to legitimise their racism 😔

I make that 0.1 Scaramucci

Not the biggest issue of the day but every time I hear an M&S ad for 'picky bits' it makes my skin crawl. Who came up with this phrase? Makes me think of scabs

Was in Hull at the weekend and in an effort to stop fly tipping, Hull City Council have a 'bring out your rubbish day' where you can just leave stuff on the roadside, they pick it up, then follow up with a street sweeper. Fantastic idea! www.hull.gov.uk/neighbourhoo...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social perhaps we should be calling Keir Starmer a ’flopportunist‘ as an oppprtunist that floats with the wind.