Josh Petri (he/him)

nyc restaurant drama is the best drama www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/d...

i am releasing a mechanical watch that slaps you once an hour and yells "pay attention to the people and things around you, asshole!"

do you have any questions about apples? jump in!

it’s apple day, baby

personal news: after years of loyal membership, i spotted and purchased a Costco sweatshirt on Friday night. We are very happy together.

if selected as one of the @bsky38.com, i will charge jerry a cent every time he wants to post and use the profit to ship an edit button

The @dame.is 🤝 @pds.dad collab project you've been waiting on.

everyone repost this in height order

one of us learned to tie our shoes today

eating ice cream when i stub my toe

i love the oregon coast www.reddit.com/r/OregonCoas...

@joshuajfriedman.com has provided the onion fact of the day: "Egyptian walking onions spread by growing top-heavy before plopping themselves down and re-rooting, so they walk across a garden."

Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.

well, shit

It was a real pleasure to chat with @toni.bsky.team about building a sustainable Atmosphere. And, of course, Team Edit Button.

You can now upload videos up to ten minutes long! Show us your favorite longer videos!

huge breaking news: @toni.bsky.team says he's "on team edit button" during the @atproto.com livestream stream.place/atproto.com

i tried a dtc brand mattress in the oculus once

We're redesigning the notifications tab! 🔔 It's one of the most visited surfaces on the app, and a lot of you have told us it could be better. Here's a look at what we're exploring. 🧵

Portland is at a standstill as the city prepares to demolish the Centennial Mills building. Literally dozens of emails going unsent around town this afternoon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGa...

if the blue angels are going to keep flying by my house i think the least they could do is offer me the chance to sit in the cockpit and make jet noises with my mouth

BPS is out!!!! I am on a plane right now but gosh I am excited about this!

sending the six-million-dollar gift article to my five closest friends to see how much they truly value my friendship

"Mr. Lane didn’t disclose the payment to Forbes because he saw it as a personal gift from a friend, the person said." www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/b...

what's the best genre of indie game and which is your favorite? ex. cozy puzzles, multiplayer-collaborative, word games, etc. collecting opinions for a very special project :) 👀

"As a Bluesky user, you own your data and have greater control over the algorithms that serve you content. Also, the platform is extremely publisher friendly and aims to ... be a quality partner to high-quality news sources." Love to hear it, @sf.gazetteer.co sf.gazetteer.co/reflections-...

wait what

welcome to Bluesky Car Talk with Josh and @alex.bsky.team. it's the only imaginary internet car show focused on economy sedans, ev rebates and historic hot hatches. brought to you by the ford escort rs cosworth forum.

if your business makes a cool sound you should be required by law to name It after that sound

attn @stream.place

too tired for coffee. switching to sugar

I swear I did not staple this to a telephone pole in my neighborhood in Portland.

everyone on the flying metal tube is thrilled for spain

shout out to the TSA agent who booed the person wearing an argentina jersey

oof yikes. thanks for letting me know. unfollowing now. I really enjoyed his travel vlogs, but wasn't aware that he blinded Poseidon's giant son bringing the curse of the sea-god down upon his homesick and war-weary men.

if there is a real person with "lol@nope.com" out there i am so sorry for how many "thanks for subscribing!" emails i have sent your way

Please avoid all salads, including word.

gentle parenting my parasites so they have the confidence to live as their true selves

👋🏾 I have joined @bsky.app as VP of Engineering! I’ve been admiring this team’s work for years, and I’m thrilled to be joining them to build the future of the open social web.

tortilla chips and peanut butter are a sleeper combo

Patrick has been following the tour along with the @escapecollective.bsky.social crew and i encourage you all to read/listen to everything they're putting out about this truly bizarre sporting and cultural event.

Staying in the game I'm four months into my interim CEO role at Bluesky, and it's time for an update. Most importantly, as of today, the interim part of the title is gone. I'm... https://toni.org/2026/07/10/staying-in-the-game/

pausa de hidratación

Don't do it.

73 easy weeknight dinners for when that spooky ghoul who lives in your HVAC system demands to be fed again

Mel Brooks is a goddamn national treasure. That is all.