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Apple can fuck right off.

A IPhone a day... makes the maga'ts gay... and the normal...away!... No need to Brag! APPLE IS A GOP AND ELITEs SELLOUT!... PAY/PLAY POLOTICS!

Great. It would be nice to Edit posted Post to edit mistakes 🐸👍🏻

But Cosmic Crisp are delicious! (Red Delicious, on the other hand, aren't.)

Granny Smith would like a word

My sister loves Honeycrisp apples.

Sounds tasty

Sunflare? Honeycomb? Are you beginning a restaurant?

cool :)

Try them all enjoy the diarrhea.

Nah, today is a nintendo day, nobody's watching the apple event

Hope there's news about the Bloody Ploughman.

The Pink Lady is almost as good the Honeycrisp, and much, much more affordable. You will be amazed.

I heard you can unfold them.

firstly, congratulations on waking from a 20-year coma. honestly remarkable your first order of business was to log in to a website that didn't exist the last time you saw daylight

Paying $2,000 for a phone is absurd!!

When viewing the Sunflare, be sure to use the special glass you used for last month's eclipse, or you could suffer serious eye damage.

Never heard of - would love to try!

They're very good - I can get them at the orchard when in season. We can find some great boutique or heirloom apples here on the southern shore of Lake Ontario in the fruit belt.

macOS 27 was going to be internally codenamed Honeycrisp. For unknown reasons it was changed to Fizz.

All these non European products confuse me. I'm totally up for it after the Presentations but just buy a Breabun like always.

I still like the Classic

It's day one I saw Bluesky update on apple

K, but those granny smiths over there can go fuck themselves

📱 What is to be excited about? Are you guys buying us each the new flip phone? It's only $1999.00. That's a LOT of apples! 🍎 😳 🍏

I wouldn't open with it

😂

Let me sum it up…blah blah blah price increase…blah blah blah price increase… blah blah blah thanks for attending

Ok

😂

Isnt BIG MONEY getting rid of seeds? seedless items plus now selling pineapples without crowns. If seeds are gone how do we as people grow our own food?

In mind with your mission perhaps also connect to #Fairphone @fairphone.com 😉 us.fairphone.com/the-fairphon...

Rub our noses in it why don’t you. ;)

Too bad. I only like Goiden Delicious.

I am renaming the company EGGPLANT because I know they won’t do anything about it! What a bunch of Wimps!!! MAGA!!!!

an actual iPad app pls? 🥺

B. Kliban

Cheers! The opposite actually. 😀 When the Simpsons movie was out they had a site called simpsonizeMe dot com where one could create a Simpsons character based on a photo.

Really? ee cummings is a name, too. The name of this product is iPhone. I may have no respect for corporations but I have a thing about names.

letterappreview@gmail.com

I look very forward to this; what variety of apple would you recommend for a good old fashioned apple pie?

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in awhile 😂🍎🍏

You are forcing me to buy an apple pie today.

I BOYCOTT APPLE. WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS?

Ahh Good apple or Bad apple

curious what the live-room energy is like at those events, does the excitement in the room actually match the announcements, or is it mostly manufactured?

😂

Nice. I’m thinking you’re excited for Sky blue and purple colours on the Pro version

Cosmic Crisp!

Honestly though if I wanted to know about Products™ I would ask 🙃

👉 We need the edit option at blusky posts and answers.

I was given an Apple machine and wish I had looked into Linux back then. Not at all happy with Apple's spyware and persistent greed.

I hate Apple.

We are boycotting US products..that includes Apple!

nice, can't wait to see!

#Calvados

The only good apple product is an edible one.

Ironically, those seem to be Gala and Granny Smith apples, rather than McIntosh Reds (y’know, where the computer name actually came from)… 🤷‍♂️

oh boy!

Hey maybe don't.

if life give you apples, make appleaid

...what?

You’re gonna make the big phones just as crappy as they started making the little phones because they don’t wanna make phones anymore?

for sure, just sharing options! i do think that 99.99% figure is becoming less likely though! been cool to see many people start using @blackskyweb.xyz, @mu.social, @transrights.northsky.social, etc

How ironic I see this on my iPhone

Did Applejack hack your account or smth

😂🤣😅

Yessss I love Pink Ladies so much rn

Don't trust Apple! As a company it supports the DJT regime. It's a big-business data aggregator in support of the oligarchy. Its clientele is no longer its consumers. Don't feed the beast!

So healthy. The apple falls not far from the tree.

This was my lunch yesterday. #apple

Breaking: one of them a day keeps the doctor away

Nice apple snap

My prediction for iPhone Duo bsky.app/profile/andr...

The Beatles have exclusive rights to the Apple name as a product. Macintosh is an actual apple like these. I think they should have been forced to name the computer company Watermelon or the Peach or something instead. Or something overpriced and rare. Pomegranate?

Samsung is better

Ohh! Granny Smith or Golden Delicious? :D

Me and my Android are green with envy. 🍏

bro(gender neutral) why would I care about Bluesky take on Apple products? I'm here for news about Bluesky not Apple???

Definitely not an S-tier fruit.

Asking the real question...

Apple is complicit in the genocide of Palestinians. No thanks.

They look delicious

yummy yummy CEO $#@&...

F@ck apple

they are mindless boobs

Will you be able to tell us the difference between apple juice and apple cider?

Sound good

How much bill give ya for this?

*Apple complies with Donald Trump, for those who become agitated by long paragraphs with words in them.

I just want them to fix iPhone's Notes so we can hide the format bar and type in landscape gaming style mode again.

Nice

Ask them to help you make a real iPad app

Jerry…. I mean… Bluesky, no

Waiting for the price to de-crease the item to $50. Not paying a dollar more for an Apple product.

Why the fuck is this tweet on my feed

Cosmic Crisps 🤝 Atmosphere

... Apple are not our friends lol

The only apple product I buy is a fruit.

I want some Cosmic Crisps!

Bruh

🎵We're apples forever Apples together We're family but so much more No matter what comes We will face the weather We're apples to the core🎵

can you ask them what jerry meant by this